ref Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious ref puns

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

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Why did the rooster cross the basketball court?

He heard the ref was blowing fowls.

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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because he heard the Ref was blowing fowls!

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Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

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I was about to be given a yellow card for punching another player in the face, but then the ref noticed I was an amputee.

No arm, no foul.

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Why wouldn't the ref apologize to Serena Williams?

It wasn't his fault

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What's the difference between Neymar and a Dolphin?

When a dolphin dives he's fishing for a carp for food on a reef ...
When Neymar dives he's fishing for a card from a fool of a ref

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Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

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TIL A ref can show a player the red card for a loud fart ...

even if it isn't Messi.

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Did you hear about the ref who was flashed by a soccer team?

He saw arsenal

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What did the hockey player say to the referee who showed up late to the game?

"Hey ref are you pregnant? Because you've missed 2 periods"

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I am so white...

that I went to a hockey game and the ref dropped the puck on me.

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An NBA ref walks into a bar...

He couldn't see it

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If a mole was in a baseball game, what position would he be in?

The Ref

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A soccer player walks into a bar

REF SEND HIM OFF! IM DYING PLEASE! NOOOOO!

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What are the most funny Ref jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Ref? Well, here are the best Ref dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Ref pick up lines to share with friends.

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