Ref Jokes

What are some Ref jokes?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

I was about to be given a yellow card for punching another player in the face, but then the ref noticed I was an amputee.

No arm, no foul.

Why wouldn't the ref apologize to Serena Williams?

It wasn't his fault

What's the difference between Neymar and a Dolphin?

When a dolphin dives he's fishing for a carp for food on a reef ...
When Neymar dives he's fishing for a card from a fool of a ref

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

TIL A ref can show a player the red card for a loud fart ...

even if it isn't Messi.

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