Reeves Jokes
36 reeves jokes and hilarious reeves puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about reeves that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover the funniest Reeves and Mortimer, Roberts, Thompson and Reynolds jokes in this article. Delight in their one-liners as these comics deliver their best punchlines. Get ready for some side-splitting laughter!
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Funniest Reeves Short Jokes
Short reeves jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The reeves humour may include short christopher reeve jokes also.
- Answer: Christopher Walken Question: Whats something you'll never see at the Reeve household?
- What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken.
(Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.) - Not sure it's dad joke exclusive but have a fun game and could use your input. Pick a celebrity and a product line they would create.
Keanu Reeves has a new t-shirt line, it's called Keanu Sleaves - Name dropping A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Keanu Reeves and I are good friends," he brags to the bartender. "Just not with each other."
- Difference between Christopher Reeves and O.J. Simpson OJ walked and Christopher Reeves got the electric chair
- What kind of car does keanu reeves drive? A Toyota Matrix.
- What was everyone's favorite vegetable in the 80s? Christopher Reeve
- Christopher Reeve's life took a huge turn he really fell off his high horse.
- What is Christopher Reeves' favorite band? The Talking Heads
- If Keanu Reeves was born with two X chromosomes, what would he be? A whoa-man.
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Reeves One Liners
Which reeves one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with reeves? I can suggest the ones about adam eve and potter.
- Asian Keanu Asian Keanu arrives at party.
Asian Keanu gets bored.
Asian Keanu Reeves. - What is the opposite of Christopher Walkin? Christopher Reeve.
- Keanu Reeves threw a grenade and killed 50 people Then it exploded
- What do you get when Keanu Reeves takes shrooms? Neosporin
- Who does Christopher Reeve wish he could be? Christopher Walken
- What did Keanu Reeves say to COVID-19? You're Breathtaking!
- Where does Keanu Reeves go to do his research? Wick-ipedia
- An Asian Keanu An Asian Keanu enters a room.
Asian Keanu got angry.
Asian Keanu Reeves. - Why can't Keanu Reeves eat his soup? There is no spoon
- Why is Keanu Reeves always stealing balloons? Because he's breathtaking.
- What do you get when you cross R. Kelly with a famous action movie star? Peeanu Reeves
- Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord? Back rent.
- What's better than Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken
- what does keanu reeves do to stay alive Keanu breathes.
- What would happen if Keanu Reeves became a DJ Keanu Raves
Comical Reeves Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What funny jokes about reeves you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gees jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make reeves pranks.
The cast of the Matrix was having a barbeque
The seafood was fresh off the grill. Keanu Reeves tasted it and exclaimed "What is this! It's like charcoal!"
The cook turned and said "What if I told you...that's why they call me Laurence Fishburne"
^I'll ^see ^myself ^out
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I got kicked out of Comic-Con for assaulting a guy who didnt know who Keanu Reeves played in The matrix
That was the second time I've been called a neo-n**....
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Did you know Keanu Reeves did f**... work before he was famous?
He went by Peeonyou Reeves
Keanu Reeves Joke
Keanu: No, I don't think I've seen that before.
Me: Of course you have man: it's the show where David Carradine plays a Shaolin monk in the Old West.
Keanu: Woah. I guess I do know Kung Fu.
