Reese Jokes

• Short Reese Jokes
• Reese One Liners
• Reese Witherspoon Jokes
• Reese Pieces Jokes
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Funniest Reese Short Jokes

Short reese jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The reese humour may include short digest jokes also.

1. Did you hear about the actress that stabbed her husband at dinner? Reese something.... Witherspoon?
   No with her knife!!!!
2. Y'all hear that Reese whatever her name is stabbed herself? Dave: Witherspoon?
   
   Mike: Nah, with a knife.
3. Man 1: Did you hear that famous actress was stabbed? Man 2: No, who was it?
   Man 1: Reese...oh what's her name...
   Man 2: Witherspoon?
   Man 1: No, it was with a knife.
4. Dad: Did you hear about the celebrity that killed her husband? Dad: Her name was Reese...
   Son: Witherspoon?
   Dad: No, with her knife.
5. Did you hear about the Hollywood actress that got murdered...? Person 1: Her name was Reese, errr, Reese, Reese whatshername...
   Person 2: Witherspoon?
   Person 1: No, with a knife.
   
6. If they had to dig their way out of a prison cell, who would be faster: Ann Widdecombe, or Reese Witherspoon?
7. About an actress. Did you hear about that actress who killed her husband? Reese something...
   Witherspoon?
   No Witherknife.
8. Some blonde chick was in my house holding something the other day... ...turns out it was just Reese Witherspoon
9. Did you hear that famous blonde haired actress has been stabbed? She's called Reese, Erm... Witherspoon?
   No, with a knife.
10. A man came up to me at work and asked if I had heard of the Actress that was killed.. I said Who?
    Reese!
    Witherspoon?
    Actually, with her knife
    Day = Made

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Reese One Liners

Which reese one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with reese? I can suggest the ones about spoon and cornflakes.

1. Which celebrity is always ready for cereal? Reese, with her spoon
2. How does Reese eat her ice cream? Witherspoon
3. Did you hear about the guy that only ate white chocolate reeses cups? He was a reesist.
4. What happened to Reese's Cup when he dropped it? It became Reese's Pieces.
5. Reese never needs any cutlery... Because she's Witherspoon.
6. Why did E.T. love Reese's Pieces?
7. What's the best way to eat Reese's puffs? Witherspoon
8. Who's the hungriest celebrity there is? Reese with her spoon.
9. How does Reese eat her cereal? Witherspoon!
10. How did Reese die while eating cereal? Witherspoon
11. How does Reese eat her soup? Witherspoon
12. How do you eat your Reese's? Witherspoon
13. My [study buddies](http://imgur.com/K4L0fXJ), Reese and Shey. Aren't they beautiful?
14. How did Reese get so fat Witherspoon
15. What's the hottest soup restaurant in Hollywood? The one where's Reese with her spoon.

Reese Witherspoon Jokes

Here is a list of funny reese witherspoon jokes and even better reese witherspoon puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you hear about Reese whatever-her-name-is stabbing herself? Person 2: Witherspoon?
  Me: No with a knife silly.
• Did you hear about that celebrity who got stabbed? Reese-Something? "Witherspoon?"
  "No, with a knife! How do you kill someone with a spoon?"
• "Hey, some actress named Reese tried to kill herself last night." "Witherspoon?"
  "No. With a knife."
• Reese Witherspoon? Ken: Did you hear about that famous actress who got stabbed outside her car today? Reese something?
  You: Witherspoon?
  Ken: No with a knife
• I told my friend some actress named Reese was stabbed yesterday. He asked "Witherspoon?"
  I said "Naw, with a knife"
• "I just heard that that one actress from Legally Blonde, Reese... 'whatever her last name is' got stabbed to death walking to her car last night." "Witherspoon?"
  "No, with a knife."
• Did you hear about that actress that murdered her husband? Reese...I can't remember her last name. She was in the Johnny Cash movie...
  *Witherspoon?!?*
  No...of course not! She used a knife!
• Did you hear about that actress that killed herself? Reese whatsername? Witherspoon?
  No, she did it with a knife.
• Luke ate the dessert with his fork. Reese Witherspoon.
• Have you guys heard about Reese Witherspoon? I Hershey is in a new movie.

Reese Pieces Jokes

Here is a list of funny reese pieces jokes and even better reese pieces puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a mini-golf club made of wasp t**... that's covered in Reese's Pieces? A peanut butter bee-nut putter.

Uplifting Reese Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about reese you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean popcorn jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make reese pranks.