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Reentry Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good reentry joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

How is a NASA Shuttle similar to s**... with Your Mother?

... They both burn on re-entry.

What do you call a Pirate during reentry?

A metearrr

Why should you never make love to a female astronaut twice?

You might burn up on re-entry.

A cosmonaut c**... lands

A Russian cosmonaut has an emergency during his reentry into earth's atmosphere and his space craft c**... lands in the Australian bush, way out in the middle of nowhere. After what seems like an eternity, he wakes up in a bush hospital clinic, very rustic, dirty, with foul smells and he is really bandaged from head to foot and sees a very large, somewhat gruff looking nurse approaching him as he lay in his cot.
"Did I come here to die?" he says with a deep sense of resignation and fear.
"No," the Aussie nurse replies, "You came here yerster dye."


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