The Best 6 Reelection Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Reelection jokes. There are some reelection votes jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these reelection nominee puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Reelection Jokes and Puns

Four more years is a great thing to shout at a president running for reelection...

But not so good to shout at a 14 year old girl.

I'm from a future where Trump won re-election and solved Global Warming

Just a heads up though, nuclear winter is a bit chilly.

Inauguration Limerick by Stephen Colbert

There once was a man named Barack
Whose re-election came as a shock
He raised taxes I pay
And turned marriage gay
And now he's coming after your Glock

I was pulled over in Massachusetts for reckless driving.

When brought before the judge, I was asked if I knew what the punishment for drunk driving in that state was. I said, "I don't know... reelection to the Senate?"

What's the only thing politicians stand for?

Reelection.


Flynn's Corollary to Hanlon's Razor

Never attribute to stupidity that which is adequately explained by re-election.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the reelection nomination jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working reelection president piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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