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Reelection Jokes

6 reelection jokes and hilarious reelection puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about reelection that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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If Biden is elected, I'm leaving the country

If Trump is reelected, I'm leaving the country.
This is not a political post. I just want to travel.

When my wife told me that the Prime Minister of Canada got re-elected, I thought she was lying.

It's Trudeau.

If Biden is elected, I stay in the country

If Trump is reelected, I stay in the country.
This is not a political post, I just can't leave because coronavirus.

Four more years is a great thing to shout at a president running for reelection...

But not so good to shout at a 14 year old girl.

I'm from a future where Trump won re-election and solved Global Warming

Just a heads up though, nuclear winter is a bit chilly.

Inauguration Limerick by Stephen Colbert

There once was a man named Barack
Whose re-election came as a shock
He raised taxes I pay
And turned marriage gay
And now he's coming after your Glock


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