Reel Jokes

Funniest Reel Short Jokes

Short reel jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The reel humour may include short reef jokes also.

1. In New York City, a fisherman reeled in a 250 pound catfish 6 feet 6 inches long. I don't get what the big deal is. I do that on Tinder every day.
2. Why do accordion teachers make terrible fishermen? They always try to reel in the fish with a bellows.
3. What do you get when you cross a gay man and a Jew? A hit broadway show.
   (heard Drew Carey make this joke in a Whose Line blooper reel)
4. My Dad told me that if anyone ever pulled a gun on me I should start reeling off statistics Apparently there's safety in numbers
5. 2 Mice were chewing on a film reel... One says to other , " The book was definitely better"
6. A fisherman decided to become a playwriter His first play had strong lines and good casting. It was a reel hit
7. I feel like fishing jokes on this sub are always missing something. It might be because the reel jokes are in the comments.
8. I want Morgan Freeman to narrate a highlight reel of my life... But I heard that silent movies don't do too well in today's market.
9. I heard a rumour that a woman down the office smelled of fish So when she popped up beside me I was absolutely reeling.
10. I told a fishing pole joke on this sub the other day It went over alright, but the reel joke was in the comments

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Reel One Liners

Which reel one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with reel? I can suggest the ones about reaper and trailer.

1. I once told a fishing pun The cringe was reel
2. What did the fisherman say to the lightning bolt? "Mr. Spark, I don't reel so good"
3. I reeled in a 6 foot 1 inch catfish That weighed 280 lbs on Tinder
4. Fishermen... ...are reel men.
5. Who do fishermen call when they want to sell their property? They call a Reel-tor!
6. What is the Israeli film industry called? Is-reel.
7. Why does everyone like the fisherman? He likes to keep it reel.
8. I tried to make a joke about fishing equipment. But the reel joke was in the comments.
9. Did you hear about the fishing musem? I hear there reeling in the customers
10. She was only the fisherman's daughter But when she saw my rod, she reeled.
11. My girlfriend dumped me on a fishing trip. She left me reeling.
12. Did you hear about the baker who became a fisherman? He's reeling in the dough!
13. What did the fisherman say to the electrician? "Mr. Spark, I don't reel so good"
14. What did the movie say when it was sick I'm not reeling very well
15. My wife left me for a fisherman. Poor guy's still reeling.

Fishing Reel Jokes

Here is a list of funny fishing reel jokes and even better fishing reel puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A man went ice fishing one day and reeled-in a giant ice cube After months of only catching fish, he finally caught a cold.
• What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net? Well man it's been reel.
• Why'd the Yiddish chef trade his swimming trunks for a rod and reel? Gefilte fish
• Someone offered to take me fly fishing, but I turned them down. I like to keep it reel.
• I wanted to go fishing today but there was nothing left on my reel. Was I out of line?

Comical & Quirky Reel Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about reel you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean film jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make reel pranks.