Reek Jokes
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Quirky and Hilarious Reek Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What is a good reek joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I forgot one of my daughter's birthday presents in the closet....
After six weeks, that pony really began to reek....
What did the asian plumber say to Ramsey Bolton?
*you have a reek*
Why did Theon Greyjoy become Reek as Ramsay Bolton's hostage?
He was suffering from Starkhome syndrome
How does a skunk protect its weapon from rusting after it shoots?
With reek oil.
A priest is taking confessions late on a quiet night...
...and after a while hears a man stumble up to the booth, clumsily enter and sit down. The priest can clearly smell the reek of alchol and assumes the gentlemen is rather drunk.
The priest waits for the man to begin but after several minutes of silence he starts to wonder if the man has fallen asleep. Politely he knocks on the wall but nothing happens. After another minute he knocks again, louder. After more silence he heavily thumps the wall, shaking the booth a little.
"Alight, alright. I hear you," says the drunk. "There's no point knocking though, I can't find any paper on this side either."
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