The Best 15 Reef Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Reef jokes. There are some reef coral jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these reef shore puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Reef Jokes and Puns

One time, I was out scuba diving when I suddenly heard beautiful voices singing in unison.

I was very surprised until I looked beneath me and realized it was coming from a choral reef.

Why did the octopus cross the reef?

To get to the other tide.

What's the difference between Neymar and a Dolphin?

When a dolphin dives he's fishing for a carp for food on a reef ...
When Neymar dives he's fishing for a card from a fool of a ref

Reef joke, What's the difference between Neymar and a Dolphin?

Why is it so hard to figure out who killed the Great Barrier Reef?

It had a lot of anemones.

Great Barrier Reef is 'almost dead', say scientists

It is officially being downgraded to a "Good Barrier Reef".

What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef?


A questionable article on marine biology goes viral.

"**New study reveals migrating Crows' droppings may be responsible for great barrier barrier reef bleaching**"

The article receives widespread criticism from the scientific community. Marine biologists across the globe insist that coralation does not imply Cawsality.

Reef joke, A questionable article on marine biology goes viral.

I've Never Seen A Reef

Never seen one atoll.

A Rabbi, A Priest, and an Imam...

A rabbi, a priest, and an imam were on a ship. Suddenly, the ship hit a reef just under the water and started sinking. The rabbi said to the priest and imam, "We must save the children.!"

The imam had already run to the lifeboats, yelling "Screw the children!," to which the priest replied, "Do we have time?"

Great barrier reef

Otherwise known as my ex-wife's water bed

Why did the shark cross the Great Barrier Reef?

...To get to the other tide!

Shark Week Hoo Ha Ha!

You can explore reef vessel reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean reef sinks dad jokes. There are also reef puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Shane Warne and the Great Barrier Reef are world famous

They are also both bleached till within an inch of life left.

A mafia boss says "I want him swimming with the fishes!"

-later at the coral reef-

Me: This is awesome!

Mafia Boss: Anything for you

My proctology test results just came back...

it said "blooming reef, suggest patient relocate to ocean".

One dolphin cut another dolphin off at the intersection of Coral Reef and Caribbean Current...

The other dolphin said, "Hey, you did that on porpoise!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the reef ocean jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working reef swims piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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