Reef Jokes

28 reef jokes and hilarious reef puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about reef that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Reef Short Jokes

Short reef jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The reef humour may include short coral jokes also.

  1. One time, I was out scuba diving when I suddenly heard beautiful voices singing in unison. I was very surprised until I looked beneath me and realized it was coming from a choral reef.
  2. What do you call a thousand Australian lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? The Great Barrister Reef.
  3. Why is it so hard to figure out who killed the Great Barrier Reef? It had a lot of anemones.
  4. What's the difference between Neymar and a Dolphin? When a dolphin dives he's fishing for a carp for food on a reef ...
    When Neymar dives he's fishing for a card from a fool of a ref
  5. Great Barrier Reef is 'almost dead', say scientists It is officially being downgraded to a "Good Barrier Reef".
  6. Why did the shark cross the Great Barrier Reef? ...To get to the other tide!
    Shark Week Hoo Ha Ha!
  7. Shane Warne and the Great Barrier Reef are world famous They are also both bleached till within an inch of life left.
  8. A mafia boss says "I want him swimming with the fishes!" -later at the coral reef-
    Me: This is awesome!
    Mafia Boss: Anything for you
  9. My proctology test results just came back... it said "blooming reef, suggest patient relocate to ocean".
  10. One dolphin cut another dolphin off at the intersection of Coral Reef and Caribbean Current... The other dolphin said, "Hey, you did that on porpoise!"

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Reef One Liners

Which reef one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with reef? I can suggest the ones about reel and aquarium.

  1. Why did the octopus cross the reef? To get to the other tide.
  2. Aquarium decorations on clearance! Sorry, no reef funds.
  3. What are the most argumentative parts of the ocean? Quarrel reefs
  4. What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef? Atoll.
  5. If the eel has big teeth and can be found in a reef that's… A moray.
  6. I've Never Seen A Reef Never seen one atoll.
  7. I do not like circular reefs. I don't like them atoll.
  8. Great barrier reef Otherwise known as my ex-wife's water bed
  9. What do you call an actor that is underwater? Keanu Reefs
  10. What do the GOP and the Great Barrier Reef have in common? "Complete Ecosystem Collapse"

Coral Reef Jokes

Here is a list of funny coral reef jokes and even better coral reef puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Did you know Rick Grimes is an environmental activist? He's trying to save the reefs, because he wants to protect coral.
Reef joke, Did you know Rick Grimes is an environmental activist?

Ridiculous Reef Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

What funny jokes about reef you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sea life jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make reef pranks.

A questionable article on marine biology goes viral.

"**New study reveals migrating Crows' droppings may be responsible for great barrier barrier reef bleaching**"
The article receives widespread criticism from the scientific community. Marine biologists across the globe insist that coralation does not imply Cawsality.

A Rabbi, A Priest, and an Imam...

A rabbi, a priest, and an imam were on a ship. Suddenly, the ship hit a reef just under the water and started sinking. The rabbi said to the priest and imam, "We must save the children.!"
The imam had already run to the lifeboats, yelling "Screw the children!," to which the priest replied, "Do we have time?"

The magic Dog

A man goes to a casting show for talents with his dog.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I present: Gizmo the magic dog! I ask him a question and he answers it correct!"
The jury laughed, but he asked:"Gizmo, what is on top of this house?"
"Roof! Roof!", Gizmo said. The audience went quiet.
"Gizmo, what can sink ships?"
"Reef! Reef!", the dog said. One from the jury asked:"Is this a joke? This dog is just barking!"
"Wait! One last question! Gizmo, name one famous composer!"
"Orff! Orff!", Gizmo said.
Man and dog were thrown out of the building. On the street, Gizmo looked up to his owner and said:"I know, Frank. I should have said Mozart..."

Reef joke, A mafia boss says "I want him swimming with the fishes!"