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Who says oboe reeds are no laughing matter? This article takes a humorous look at the double reeds Williams, Dory, and Thompson--with plenty of jokes to keep you laughing.


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Trump was taken to Walter Reed tonight

I wish him a speedy recovfefe

Doctors treating President Trump for COVID-19 at Walter Reed Army Hospital in Bethesda, Maryland,report that he is delusional, combative, argumentative, and seems to have lost touch with reality.

It's nice to see that Mr. Trump is feeling his old self.

Donald Trump's menu from Walter Reed has been leaked

He's eating just desserts

I have a list of friends who love palindromes!

Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen

My local high school was renamed from Stonewall Jackson High School to Unity Reed High School.

_What school do you attend?_
U.R. High

As a mark of respect to Lou Reed

I have had his initials inscribed on my headphones.
-Daft Limmy

"Have the double reed players arrived?" the conductor asked...

The flautist responded, "Not yet... Bas-soon."

Lou Reed really doesn't like spicy stir-fries.

He always takes his wok on the mild side.


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