Reducing Risk Jokes
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"Hello, Police? I'd like to report an anonymous tip."
Me: Hello, Police? I'd like to report an anonymous tip.
Dispatcher: Go ahead.
Me: Flossing daily reduces your risk of tooth decay.
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"m**... can help relieve depression and lead to a higher sense of self-esteem, as well as reduce the risk of prostate cancer."
And apparently that is not the correct answer to give when being questioned by the police as to why I was jacking off while riding the bus.
What rodent helps reduce your risk when trading livestock futures?
A hedgehog
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Studies show that lithium can significantly reduce s**... risk.
But I always want to kill myself when the battery dies
How do you reduce the risk of mesothelioma?
You take caution when using insulation asbestos you can
Why did the actuary bring a bomb onto the plane?
To reduce the risk of there being a second bomb.
Probability theory
Probability theory is probably the least understood area by the general population (except for certain gamblers). As a simple example, consider the History Professor friend of mine who was scared of flying and asked me one day: "What is the probability that there will be a bomb on an airplane?" I responded that I really didn't know, but that it was certainly less than one in a million. So he asked: "Well, what is the probability that there are two bombs on an airplane?" I responded that (as long as these were independent events) it would be the square of the probability of having one bomb, which is 1 in a trillion - a truly astronomical number. So, from that day forward he always carried a bomb with him when he flew since it reduced the risk of having a bomb on the plane from 1 in a million to 1 in a trillion.
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