Reds Jokes
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My African friend knows a lot about reds and w**...
He's a wine Somalian
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I've had constipation for 3 months
Never been to the doctors in years, but took myself there as not had a number 2 in a long time.
Doc says "what have you been eating"?
I said well doc I've been eating snooker b**...!!
What?? Snooker b**... Charlie??
Yes doc, in the morning I have 3 reds a pink, bowl porridge and a nice cup of tea.
Lunch is a sandwich a black, 2 reds and a yellow washed down with another cup of tea.
For dinner I have a nice steak, 4 reds 2 blues 1 brown again washed down with a nice cup of tea.
Doc said "hey Charlie I know where you're going wrong, you ain't eating enough greens!!"
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Sports
Hockey has the Blues.
Football has the Browns.
Baseball has the Reds.
What does basketball have?
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The b**....
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r**... have officially changed their name
They will now be known as the Red, White and Blue Skins, but shortened to the r**...
Doctor I feel like a snooker table...
"It may be your diet, what have you eaten?"
"3 reds, a yellow and a pink!"
"ah there's your problem, you're not getting enough greens"
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America is really good at fighting red things.
We fought Redcoats in the Revolutionary War, the Reds in the Cold War, and r**... in the Civil War.
There are a bunch of people shouting "No Reds or Yellows!" outside my gym
I can't tell if they are supporting Trump or Team Mystic
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How do the r**... keep their name?
Make a deal with Planters and put Mr. Peanut on the helmet.
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I can't see this whole racism thing. I can't see w**..., b**..., browns, reds or even yellows.
I do have a cane though.
RedSox has a AAA farm team the PawSoxs
The team is in Pawtucket RI. They wanted to move to Cumberland RI, thankfully they lost the bid.
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