Redneck Shorts Jokes
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A r**... couple are getting married
Shortly after the ceremony, the priest announces 'those who wish to shoot their guns in celebration, please do so now or forever hold your piece".
r**... git-n-er done!
"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
"Yes. What can I do you for?"
"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith... He's hidin' m**... inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, be he's hidin' it there."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day the Sheriff and his deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no m**.... They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly, after the phone rings at Virgil's house.
"Hey, Virgil, this here is Flloyd... Did the Sheriff come?
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood for the winter?"
"Yep!"
"Happy Birthday, buddy!"
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