Redlight Jokes
3 redlight jokes and hilarious redlight puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about redlight that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What is a good redlight joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
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What do you call 5 r**... at a r**...?
A pick-up line
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Let's play firefighters
Boy: Let's play Firefighters!
Girl: I don't know this game, how do you play it?
Boy: Well, I will place my hand on your legs and then I run my hand up your legs and you say r**... when you want me to stop.
Girl: Alright, let's do it.
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Girl: Red light!
Boy: Firefighters doesn't stop at red light.
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A mother and her young daughter are going home by taxi at night...
after some time they're passing by the red-light district and the young girl discovers some prostitutes on the street. She asks her mother: "Mom, what are they doing?"
The mother replies: "They're just guarding the parked cars."
The taxi driver intervenes: "Don't let your mother b**... you - they're w**...!"
The mother turns red and sinks down in the back seat annoyed and disappointed by the driver.
A few moments later the little girl asks: "Mom can w**... get children too?"
The mother starts smiling spitefully and looks the driver in the eyes through the driving mirror... "Sure, where else do you think all the taxi drivers come from?"
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