Redhanded Jokes

Funniest Redhanded Short Jokes

Short redhanded jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The redhanded humour may include short redhead jokes also.

1. What do you call a member of the blue man group when he's caught red-handed betraying his fellow blue men? The purple traitor of a crime.
2. Did you hear about that guy going around stealing everybody's Flamin' Hot cheetos? He was caught red-handed!
   ...I'll see myself to the door.
3. TIFU by sleeping with the bosses daughter He caught us red-handed, the following day
   I was let go for performance reasons.
4. What did the policeman shout when he caught seafood thieves red-handed? NOBODY MOVE A MUSCLE.
5. A physicist was cheating on his wife... who catches her husband red-handed. The physicist tells his furious wife says "It isn't what you think, I never touched her!"
6. Why did the rich transplant surgeon go to jail? He got caught red-handed, inside her trading.
7. Why did the thief always paint his hands blue before doing a heist? To make sure he was not caught red-handed
8. There was a thief He was stealing primary color paint from hardware stores.
   He was caught red-handed
9. What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed? You better not make a habit out of this.
10. What did the Japanese man say when his wife found him in bed with another woman "Geisha caught me red-handed!"

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Redhanded One Liners

Which redhanded one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with redhanded? I can suggest the ones about period and jail.

1. My wife was cheating on me with the painter. I caught him red-handed.
2. I decided to rob a blood bank They caught me red-handed.
3. How I knew my GF was playing with herself on her period... I caught her red-handed.
4. I always say Lobsters are sketchy.... They are always getting caught Red-Handed. 🦞
5. I finally found out who is stealing my hot-Cheetos Caught him red-handed
6. I had s**... with a g**... her period once Her dad walked in and caught me red-handed.
7. Why did the r**... with a period blood f**... go to jail? He was caught red-handed.
8. What happened to the child m**... who kidnapped little girls? He was caught red-handed.

Cheerful Fun Redhanded Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

What funny jokes about redhanded you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean blood jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make redhanded pranks.