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- How can you tell if a Redditor isn't a native English speaker? They'll inform you after three paragraphs of professional English.
- What did the redditor say after a stranger gave him a piece of explosive gold? Thanks for the gold, kind stranger
- What do you call a death match between E.T. and a nerd with no social life? Alien versus Redditor.
- Redditors are very environmentally aware More than half the content on the front page is recycled
- I like my women like I like my coffee jokes Done by hundreds of redditors before I do them
- What does a redditor say when he detonates a bank vault? Wow, this blew up. Thanks for the gold.
- What do you call a person who's an expert in American culture and politics? A european Redditor.
- How many Redditors does it take to tell one joke? Just one. Unfortunately, they don't know this.
- Fellow redditors, I am pleased to announce that I am clean and sober. So I'm going to finish this shower and head to the liquor store
- Teach a man a joke, and he will laugh for a day. Teach a redditor a joke, and they will repost it for a lifetime.
It's cake and y'all know the rules!
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Redditors One Liners
Which redditors one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with redditors? I can suggest the ones about and .
- Wall Street execs to redditors: "This isn't a game. Stop!"
- What did the redditor say after robbing a jewellery store?
- What's the difference between a Redditor and egg? An egg gets laid
- A redditor is defusing a bomb.
- What do you call it when redditors get undeserved free Karma? Piece of Cake
- What do you call a reptilian redditor? A karma chameleon
- What does a Redditor eat on a salad? Blue cheese.
- What did the Redditor that joined ISIS say?
- How do redditors get upvotes? It's really a piece of cake
- What do you call a redditor that's not allowed to be near kids? A predditor
- What does redditors do when they want to delete a post ? They shreddit
- Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the boos!!!!
Happy Halloween redditors!!! - What did the redditor say to the leprechaun? Thanks for the Gold, kind stranger!
- What do Redditors eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes
- Why do Redditors hate clocks? They go tik tok tik tok...
Redditors Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about redditors you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make redditors pranks.
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What is similar about coronavirus and s**...?
Most Redditors lack the social skills to get either
Tell a man a joke, he will laugh for a day
Tell a Redditor a joke, he will repost for a lifetime
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Why doesn't Reddit have an NSFL (Not safe for life) warning
Because Redditors have no life
I'll admit it, I'm a white Redditor who has no black friends.
Come to think of it, I don't have any friends.
On a plane is full of Redditors, a man starts having a heart attack.
One of the flight attendants notices this and quickly shouts: People of the plane, we're having an emergency! Is anyone on this plane a doctor?
Immediately, five people stand up and say "I'm not a doctor, but...
*Reddit account completes one circle around Reddit's servers*
Redditors: Happy Cake Day!!!
Three guys just met eachother and they have a conversation about different sorts of paste
The first guy says: "I know everything about tomato paste, because I own an Italian restaurant."
The second guy says: "I know everything about toothpaste, because I am a dentist."
The third guy says: "I know everything about copy-paste, because I am a Redditor."
A Redditor asks another Redditor what the best way to get karma is...
The experienced Redditor says: "It's a piece of cake."
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When I died, I was sent straight to h**...
Hello fellow Redditors.
Give a Redditor an upvote and he'll be happy for a day.
Suspend a man's Reddit account and he'll be happy for a lifetime.
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What do you call a fight between an i**... immigrant and the nerdiest v**... you have ever seen?
Alien vs Redditor
I don't know why people claim that Redditors don't have girlfriend. For instance, I got one.
She just goes to another school.
A farmer posted on his local subreddit that he was looking to hire help to fix his fence...
The farmer's wife asked him, Why would you look to hire someone from the internet? Surely they will not be up to the physical demands of lifting and setting these heavy fence posts!
The Farmer replied We need a professional, and I heard that there is no one more experienced than a Redditor at re-posting.
What U.S. state has the highest portion of Redditors per capita?
Virginia
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For my first cake day I want to share a joke my dad told me when I was probably too young to really understand it. How does an elephant hide in the jungle?
Climbs to the top of a cherry tree and paints his b**... red.
What's the loudest sound in the jungle?
Giraffes eating cherries!
(Apologies if you've heard it before fellow Redditors! Maybe by next cake day I'll get better material)
Why did the Redditor post in the middle of the road?
He was trying to get some Car-ma.
What do you get when 4 redditors meet for a sleepover?
A four-poster bed
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A Redditor accidentally trips and sets off an e**... in a precious metal mine. What's the first thing they say?
Holy c**... this blew up!
Uhhh thanks for the gold stranger!
How many redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Enough to sing happy cake day!
How many Redditors does it take to make an original joke?
I'll let you know when they manage to do it.
What does a redditor eat at their virtual bday party?
A byte of cake
What do you call a Redditor from Boston on his Cake Day?
A kahma fahma
(Does this break rule 8?)
A redditor meets a girl...
Ba-dum-tss!
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How does a redditor get free karma he doesn't deserve?
Piece of cake.
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How does an uncreative Redditor get karma?
Piece of cake.
You're lost in the middle of the woods at night, alone. The sky is cloudy, there are no trails, no map, no cell phone and no GPS. No sign of a city in any direction. How do you get back to civilization?
You tell an old joke out loud, wait a couple of minutes and follow any of the angry redditors shouting "repost!" back to civilization.
To Non-USA Redditor's
You all thought trying to enjoy Reddit without enduring US politics was hard?
Welcome to 2021 where we introduce you to our stock market!
Walstreet is gonna lose $70 billion this Friday according to AP news. How much did it cost redditors?
tree fiddy
A redditor repeating 15, 15, 15 ... passes by a hedge fund manager.
The hedge fund manager starts to follow him curiously. The redditor keeps repeating 15. The hedge fund manager follows him out of the town, on an unpaved road, to the edge of a cliff where the redditor looks down repeating 15. The hedge fund manager comes next to him to look down into the cliff. The redditor pushes him in. 16, 16, 16....
This is ridiculous. It's July 6th and people are still setting off fireworks.
One almost caught our christmas decoration on fire.
Can any redditor change a lightbulb on Valentine's Day?
Yes, since it needs only a single one to do it.
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They say "Those who can't do, teach"
As a redditor, I am fully qualified to teach s**... ed
Netflix is cracking down on password sharing as it turns out one-third of users share logins
Recent news from the company shows they are not worried about the other two-thirds who are Redditors with no friends
Two redditors walk into a bar.
"Well technically," the first argues, "it is a Pub since it serves food."
"Actually," the second says, "it is a Saloon since it is a part of a hotel."
Neither remembers the point of this post.
I got bullied by a bunch of redditors after fixing my fence
Apparently, I'm not supposed to repost things
What's a redditor's worst enemy?
Context!
A fellow redditor asked where all my karma came frome
If you're good enough, it's honestly a piece of cake.
Two redditors walk into a bar..
Just kidding, redditors don't get out.
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Where do most Redditors retire to?
The v**... Islands
Professor X: What's your superpower?
Me: Foresight
Professor X: You know that redditors were expecting a hindsight joke repost?
Me: Yes I knew that.
What's the Difference Between Redditors and Normal People?
Normal people have friends that tell them jokes.
Why are Redditors good at calculus?
Because everything on this site is a derivative.
How do you keep a redditor in suspense?
all of our servers are busy right now
please try again in a minute
Why are redditors so talented at fencing?
They have a lot practice with riposting.
I'll let myself out.
Idea credit goes to a random redditor on a random askreddit thread about stereotypes
A man goes up to his friend and asks him:
"What do you think is the most infuriating stereotype about men that people always talk about?"
His friend replies:
"I hate it when people say that men can't multitask. Whenever I hear someone say that, I have to stop what I'm doing so that I can get angry."
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What's something you never see at a s**... transmitted disease clinic?
A Redditor.
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A redditor and a girlfriend walk into a bar....
No really, i have a girlfriend, the bartender could also see her and served her a drink.
Seriously w**..., sub? :)
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Why does a redditor carve a pumpkin?
To distract himself from the fact that he is too, just a lifeless round object putting on a fake smile when another person is near.
Why are reposts always upvoted more than original jokes?
You need to tell it to a redditor multiple times for them to get it.
Have you heard about the Redditor who tried to become a fencer? Sadly he wasn't very good because he only knew one move:
The riposte.
A redditor answers the door to find a salesman who's selling encyclopedias
"I don't need those," says the redditor. "I'm very well-informed."
"Oh, that's fortuitous!" replies the salesman, "Just think of how much fun you'll have sifting through them and finding all the errors!"
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I hear that soon Reddit will require all redditors to don a cowboy hat / boots, and dance a j**... in order to log in…
I'm not a big fan of Two-Step Authentication.
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What can both a successful Redditor and a surprised t**... say?
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What do you call a redditor who just had s**...?
A Predditor
*Please have a seat over there*
My 11 yo son got out the car at school the other morning, right at the moment the gritter was driving by us spraying rock salt everywhere..
He got straight back in the car, looked at me with a completely serious face and said I've just been assaulted .
ETA: thank you so much for the awards, I showed him some (SOME!) of the comments 😂 and it made his day, he was delighted that people actually enjoyed his joke to even just upvote and comment on it but actually couldn't believe that people actually awarded it too ( people gave Reddit awards to it?? For my joke?? Like, did they actually mum or are you just saying that?! so yea, thank you kind Redditors for making my 11yo extremely happy! You guys are the best 😊
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what do you call a redditor in a wheelchair?
v**... mobile.
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A redditor walks into a bar with a gun "WHO THE h**... REPOSTED MY JOKE!?"
A man in the back yells "You wouldn't have enough bullets mate!"
Reddit advice on relationships
Reddit advice on relationships no matter the question: leave them, it's a red flag! . The Redditor then feels satisfied, having posted sound advice, and goes to sleep alone in their single-mom's basement.
A redditor walks into a bar…
Just kidding, we know the average redditor can't socialize.
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How do you make extra v**... olive oil from regular olive oil?
Dating advice from a Redditor.
My county has just been under a tornado warning. As a redditor, I am excited thinking about the possible damage to my fence.
I could have so much reposting to do!