The Best 35 Reddit Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Reddit jokes. There are some reddit upvote jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these reddit uncle puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Reddit Jokes and Puns

What did the Reddit user say after setting off a bomb in a bank?

Reddit should rename 'share' to 'spreddit', 'delete' to 'shreddit' and 'karma' to 'creddit'.

Yet they haven't. I don't geddit.

How can you tell if a Redditor isn't a native English speaker?

They'll inform you after three paragraphs of professional English.

Reddit joke, How can you tell if a Redditor isn't a native English speaker?

How do you know a redditor is not a native english speaker?

They'll apologize for potential mistakes after 10 paragraphs of perfect english

Why did the Proud Boy check on his sad friend?

To make sure his friend was feeling... alt-right.

Feel free to downvote me to reddit hell...


I'm pleased to announce Reddit has achieved its goal in becoming one of the top 10 green companies in the world!

The front page is now made up of over 90% recycled content

It's my Cakeday! 8 Years on Reddit!

My life is the joke.

Reddit joke, It's my Cakeday! 8 Years on Reddit!

Reddit Karma is a lot like sex

It's easier to get if you lie about having cancer

Reddit is possibly the most environmentally conscious site on the internet.

Nearly 100% of the content is recycled at some point, often several times.

Friend: "how hard is it to get upvotes on reddit?"

I told him it was a piece of cake.

I used to rip off famous comedians' jokes to post on Reddit for easy karma.

I still do, but I used to, too.

You can explore reddit eddie reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean reddit kinda dad jokes. There are also reddit puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Knock Knock

Knock knock

Who's there?

Mary.

Mary who?

Mary Christmas!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Anna.

Anna who?

Anna happy new year!

Merry Christmas and a happy new year, Reddit :)

What did the redditor say after robbing a jewellery store?

A redditor is defusing a bomb.

Reddit has gone fully green to help the environment.

Their front page is made of 100% recycled material.

What does a redditor say when he detonates a bank vault?

Wow, this blew up. Thanks for the gold.

Reddit joke, What does a redditor say when he detonates a bank vault?

Ask Reddit be like "If you could have sex with any celebrity, dead or alive, who would it be?"

I'd choose alive. Weirdo.

How many Redditors does it take to tell one joke?

Just one. Unfortunately, they don't know this.

The best part about Reddit karma is, if you know what you're doing, it's

a piece of cake.


What did the Redditor say when the bombs he placed in the bank finally exploded?

Woah, this blew up! Thanks for the gold!

How easy is it to tell a joke 1 year after joining Reddit?

A piece of cake.

The Library

This is one of my favorite jokes that NOBODY ever thinks is funny. It is funnier when spoken, but since I have no friends, Reddit will have to do.

Here it goes:

A guy walks into a library. He strolls up to the counter and looks at the librarian dead in the eyes and screams MA'AM I'LL HAVE A CHEESEBURGER A LARGE FRY AND A LARGE MILKSHAKE PLEASE!!!

The librarian shushes him and sternly says in a whisper, Sir! This is a library!

The man immediately apologizes and whispers,

So sorry, I'll have a cheeseburger a large fry and a large milkshake please

What kind of car is the same frontward and backward?

A Toyota.




First post ever on Reddit. I hope I did it right.

My doctor asked if I was sexually active.

I answered "I use Reddit" and he put down no.

How many morons does it take to read a reddit post?

Just one.



Thanks for reading.

Globally over 99% of asphalt is recycled. It is the second most recycled material in the world, after jokes on reddit

Globally over 99% of asphalt is recycled. It is the second most recycled material in the world, after jokes on reddit

I searched Reddit and this joke hasn't been posted.

USPS came out with a Donald Trump stamp. They were Yugely popular at first, but suddenly went out of circulation, because they wont stick to the envelopes.

This enraged the president, and he demanded a full investigation, blamed the democrats and JINA and the lame-stream media.



After months of testing, costing $2.65 billion in congressional spending and firing of 25+ people, the special prosecutor appointed by Trump presented the following findings.

* The stamps have no manufacturing defects.
* There is nothing wrong with the adhesive.
* People are spitting on the wrong side of the stamp.

You'd think going an entire year without celebrating joining Reddit would be tough but it's actually

A piece of cake.

How difficult is it to get undeserved upvotes on reddit jokes?

Piece of cake

What do you call an average radio?

Stereo typical

My thirteen-year-old came up with this and I promised to post it to Reddit.

Why are there two "d"s in Reddit?

The second one's a repost.

I heard people are getting paid to mention companies and do product placement in their Reddit posts!

That's almost as crazy as the discounts at Jez's Furniture Emporium. Sale this weekend

What does a socially awkward and depressed frog say?

Reddit.!

Coming up with a good Reddit post is usually pretty hard.

But today it's a piece of cake!

What's the difference between Reddit and the north pole?

The north pole doesn't have as many snowflakes.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the reddit dear jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working reddit webpage piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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