The Best 35 Redd Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Redd jokes. There are some redd negro jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these redd bryant puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Redd Jokes and Puns

What did the Reddit user say after setting off a bomb in a bank?

Reddit should rename 'share' to 'spreddit', 'delete' to 'shreddit' and 'karma' to 'creddit'.

Yet they haven't. I don't geddit.

How can you tell if a Redditor isn't a native English speaker?

They'll inform you after three paragraphs of professional English.

Redd joke, How can you tell if a Redditor isn't a native English speaker?

Reddit Karma is a lot like sex

It's easier to get if you lie about having cancer

Reddit is possibly the most environmentally conscious site on the internet.

Nearly 100% of the content is recycled at some point, often several times.

What did the redditor say after robbing a jewellery store?

A redditor is defusing a bomb.

Redd joke, A redditor is defusing a bomb.

Reddit has gone fully green to help the environment.

Their front page is made of 100% recycled material.

Ask Reddit be like "If you could have sex with any celebrity, dead or alive, who would it be?"

I'd choose alive. Weirdo.

What did the Redditor say when the bombs he placed in the bank finally exploded?

Woah, this blew up! Thanks for the gold!

Why are there two "d"s in Reddit?

The second one's a repost.

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Two redditors walk into a bar.

"Well technically," the first argues, "it is a Pub since it serves food."

"Actually," the second says, "it is a Saloon since it is a part of a hotel."

Neither remembers the point of this post.

A Redditor asks another Redditor what the best way to get karma is...

The experienced Redditor says: "It's a piece of cake."

Reddit is the most eco-friendly website

Everything here gets reused a million times

Reddit, no matter how much I love cake...

...I would never dessert you.

A man calls his wife late at night.

He says, "I'm sorry honey, but i'm going to be staying with Jack tonight."

She says, "Its ok, honey. I'll see you in the morning, love you."
"I love you, too dear. Have a good night."

The wife quietly hangs up the phone and turns to the man in her bed, "Its ok, my husband is with you tonight."

-Redd Foxx

Redd joke, A man calls his wife late at night.

Why is Reddit named Reddit? [OC]

Because all the posts are reposts and you've already read it

How does a redditor get free karma he doesn't deserve?

Piece of cake.

How does a redditor get karma when they don't deserve it?

Piece of ca.....I'm just kidding they ask what's a flat earther's favorite Christmas decoration?

Their s'no globe.

Reddit might be a toxic cesspool full of degenerates and racists...

But at least there is free cake.

What does a Redditor eat on a salad?

Blue cheese.

Reddit karma is a lot like sex

I don't get it

A redditor repeating 15, 15, 15 ... passes by a hedge fund manager.

The hedge fund manager starts to follow him curiously. The redditor keeps repeating 15. The hedge fund manager follows him out of the town, on an unpaved road, to the edge of a cliff where the redditor looks down repeating 15. The hedge fund manager comes next to him to look down into the cliff. The redditor pushes him in. 16, 16, 16....

What did the Redditor say after detonating a bomb inside a bank?

What did the Redditor that joined ISIS say?

Why did Reddit mods take down Darwin's theory of evolution post?

The link was missing

Reddit is kinda like Instagram, I hate to say

Nobody cares unless you show your cake

My reddish-brown Toyota minivan caught on fire yesterday

It's a burnt burnt sienna Sienna.

Reddit rules say no jokes involving minors....

That's a shame cos I've got a great one about the coal mine I use to work in.

When I was new to reddit, I asked my friend how he got all his Karma.

He replied, "Piece of Cake".

How does a Reddit user get karma when they don't deserve it?

Piece of cake

Reddit is like a fridge

You close it then open it 30 seconds later

Reddit Karma is like women

At first, everyone seems to have it except you.

No one knows how they work but everyone want them.

It would look really hard to get it untill you finally get it unexpectedly, somehow.

A difference of opinion and you lose them.

But they give you a sense of value even after being repeatedly told they are pointless.

Conclusion: Karma's a bitch.

A Redditor accidentally trips and sets off an explosion in a precious metal mine. What's the first thing they say?

Holy crap this blew up!

Uhhh thanks for the gold stranger!

Why do Reddit astrologers not try to divine humor from the movement of planets?

Because the real joke is in the comets!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the redd parody jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working redd roy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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