Red Tape Jokes
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Red Tape Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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how do politicians wrap presents?
With lots of red tape
What do bureaucrats use to wrap Christmas presents?
Lots of red tape!
Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red
The tape around my house is yellow
Could have been me...
Sitting at a Red Light yesterday, minding my own business...patiently waiting for it to turn green, even though there was no on-coming traffic.
A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting Anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car, and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to
me. Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akbar! Praise Allah! Death to Americans!"
and took off before the light changed.
Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran
directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it. For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man....that could have been
me!"
So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.
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