Red Sox Jokes

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Funniest Red Sox Short Jokes

Short red sox jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The red sox humour may include short red nosed jokes also.

  1. What's it called when a group of people gossip at a Red Sox home game? The Boston Tea Party
  2. When the famous baseball curse started, the Red Sox were desperate to win. They were totally ruthless.
  3. Weird how the Red Sox went so long without a World Series win after selling Babe Ruth to the Yankees You'd think they'd have been more ruthless.
  4. Roberto Osuna ...must have thought Red Sox batters were domestic partners, the way he was hitting them.
  5. How do you get a New Yorker upset about ISIS t**... attacks? Tell them ISIS are Red Sox fans.

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Red Sox One Liners

Which red sox one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with red sox? I can suggest the ones about baseball team and cubs.

  1. What is the official snack food of the Boston Red Sox and New England Patriots? Cheat-o's
  2. The 1920 Red Sox were completely ruthless...
  3. My favorite football team is the Boston Red Sox.

Charming Humor Red Sox Jokes with Loads of Fun

What funny jokes about red sox you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean new england patriots jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make red sox pranks.

Three men are in a bar

Three men are in a bar, talking about the Red Sox. "I think they'll win it all this year," said the first man. "No way, the Yankees are too good", said the second man. "Well, I've converted to several versions of Christianity and still belong to all of them!" declared the third man, before walking off.
"That was a strange guy," said the first man. "No," said the second man, "that was just a non-sect-quitter."

A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans.

All of the hands go up except for one student.
"Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?" "The Red Sox."
"Why's that?" "Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too."
"That's not a good answer, Bobby.
If your parents were both morons, would you be a m**... too?"
"No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"

In love and war.

A couple is going through a bitter divorce. The mans prize possession: baseball collectibles valued at $10000. Everyone knows, his spouse is entitled to half, in lieu of splitting his prized collection, he offers 8k cash. Out of spite she denies the offer and insists the collection be split. She too had a collection of shoes and has over 1000 pairs with roughly the same value. Fair being fair he insists on taking half.
She gets half of his Yankees, Red Sox, and Cubs collectibles. He gets all the lefts.

Sports injuries

An ice hockey player, a rodeo clown and a beautiful figure skater walk into a bar. After a couple of drinks they start to compare their injuries.
None of my teeth are my own, I once lost seven teeth during one game. , started the hockey player.
Well, that's nothing - during my career I have broken each and every one of my bones , replied the rodeo clown.
The figure skater rolls her eyes and says: I used to be a Red Sox infielder. Do yo have any idea what that ball can do to a man, if you forget to wear the jock strap.