Red Roses Jokes
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- Roses are red... Violets are blue...
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Ah shucks now the roses are blue too! - A Valentines Poem Roses are red
Violets are blue
whitney houston is dead
and iiiiiiieeeeiiiii will always love yoooouooooou - Roses are red Roses are red.
Violets are....red
Tulips are red
My garden is on fire. - It's still valentines day for another hour.. Roses are red
Violets are blue
No, they are violet
FTFY - Roses are red, potato chips are savory... The United States prison system is legalized slavery.
- A short poem about women's underwear... > Rose's are red,
Violet's are blue,
Heather's are green.
~Lee Mack - Roses are red... Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Don't spend Valentine's,
With Oscar Pistorious
^^I'll ^^see ^^myself ^^out - Roses are red Roses are blue, depending on their velocity relative to you
- Roses are red... Violets are violet,
That guy who hit that skyscraper was a really bad pilot. - [spoilers] Roses are red, the sea's full of salt Everyone's dead, It's all Star Lord's fault.
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Red Roses One Liners
Which red roses one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with red roses? I can suggest the ones about roses are red and roses are red violets are blue.
- Roses are red, reposting is lame, [this post was removed due to a copyright claim.]
- Roses are red, Cellos are brown Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down ;)
- A Poem Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Stop memes about Harambe
-Cincinnati Zoo - Roses are red, Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's
To get to the other side - Roses are red Congress is red
The Senate is red
The White House is red
welp - Roses are red, Violets are red, Bushes are red,
Trees are red,
My garden is on fire. - Roses are Red, Violets are blue...... who killed harambe?
Cincinnati zoo - Roses are red, sorry for the Hypocrisy But hey, we've updated our privacy policy
- Roses are red... Violets are glorious.
I wouldn't surprise
Oscar Pistorius. - Roses are red, Violets are blue... Pornhub is down, your facebook will do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- Roses are red, violets are blue My girlfriend is gone
This coconut will do - Roses are red....violets are blue I'm using my hand...
But I'm thinking of you. - Roses are red, That much is true But violets are purple
Not freakin blue - Violets are blue, roses are red We're doing this backwards
That's what she said - Roses are red, violets are blue.... does this rag smell like chloroform to you? ,
Hilarious Fun Red Roses Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
What funny jokes about red roses you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rose thorn jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make red roses pranks.
Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
But laughing at you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
faces like yours
belong in a zoo.
Don't worry I'll be there too,
not in the cage,
but laughing at you.
Roses are red, so are your lips. Sit on my face and wiggle those hips.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Love never crossed my mind
Until I came across you.
Memory Lane...
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great.. I would recommend it very highly..'
The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'
The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love?
You know.... The one that's red and has thorns.'
'Do you mean a rose?'
'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?'
roses are red.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
v**... cost less than
A dinner for two
Roses are Red, Nuts are brown, Skirts go Up, Pants go Down, Body to Body, Skin to Skin, When it is Stiff, Stick it In, The Longer its In, The stronger it Gets, It goes in Dry, Comes out Wet, It comes out dripping,and it starts to Sag, Its not what you Think...
Its a teabag
An escalating series of math jokes
Me: Roses are red. Violets are blue. Math is hard, and so I am.
Her: I wish you were my differential equations homework... because if you were, you would be hard and I would be doing you on my desk.
Me: Well, I'm awfully glad you're not *my* differential equations homework... because if you were, you would be 6 weeks late.
Two old men are sitting on the porch,
their wives in the kitchen. One says to the other, "Bob you should try that restaurant we went to last night. Best food I've had in a long time."
"Yeah Joe? What was it called?" asked Bob.
"Well, I can't seem to remember...What is the name of that red flower, you know with the thorns on the stem?
"A Rose, I think you are thinking of."
"Your right, thanks....**HEY ROSE, WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THAT RESTAURANT WE WENT TO LAST NIGHT?"**
An elderly man and woman enter the bar and ask the bartender for their usual drinks.
The bartender serves them, speaking to the man, "Mr. Johnson, it's been awhile since we saw you last, how are you and your wife doing? We were worried about you, the last time you came in you didn't seem to recognize or remember anyone."
The elderly gentleman responds, "Well, you know how it is when you start getting up in years… but I've been seeing a fantastic memory therapist. She's taught me some mental exercises that have helped me to remember all the important things in life."
The bartender says, "That's great! What's the therapist's name?"
The elderly gentleman looks confused before snapping his fingers, "What's that flower? The red one with thorns on its stem?"
The bartender answers, "A rose?"
"Yes, that's it," the older man smiles before turning to his wife, "Rose, what's the name of that therapist I've been seeing?"
So I was talking to my friend...
So I was talking to my friend when I notice a big red bump on her nose. I ask her what happened and she replies...
"I stopped to smell a brose."
"Brose? There's no 'B' in rose."
"Well there was in that one!"
A joke my religion teacher told to our class
Roses are red,
Violets are blue-ish,
If it wasn't for Jesus,
We all would be Jewish!
— You know, that doctor actually managed to improve my memory.
— Really? That's great! What's his name?
— Umm... you know that flower, the beautiful one, with red petals, a nice smell and thorns?
— You mean a rose?
— Yes, rose, exactly, thank you! (turning to his wife) Rose, honey, what's my doctor's name?
Roses are red violets are blue
Roses are red and Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet and so are you
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead
The sugar bowls empty and so is your head
Roses are red, violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
this is not one of them
2 older couple were having breakfast
Old man 1: We went to the best restaurant last night
Old man 2: What's it's name?
Old man 1: Oh, I have such a terrible memory. What's that red flower?
Old man 2: Carnation?
Old man 1: No, the one with the thorns.
Old man 2: Rose?
Old man 1: That's it. (turns to his wife) Hey Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?
I like the way you think
Roses are red. nuts are brown.
Skirts go up. pants go down.
Body to body. skin to skin.
When it's stiff. stick it in.
It goes in dry. It comes out wet.
The longer it's in. The stronger it gets.
It comes out dripping. And it starts to sag.
It's not what you think. It's a tea bag.
Roses are red, Violets are blue
Gorilla shot at Cincinnati zoo
Roses are red-ish...
Violets are blue-ish.
If it wasn't for Jesus, we'd all be Jewish.
Roses are red, I'm feeling blue
There's one less gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo
Roses are red..
I'm in debt.
Roses are red, violets ain't black
Your mamma's chest, is as flat as her back.
Roses are red, violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentines Day...
...the side chick is you.
For the valentines spirit
Roses are red violets are blue I am pregnant but it is not from you
Roses are red, r**... is good...
Too much r**.....Now no wood :(
Roses are red, Violets are blue
h**... blew an 11 country lead during World War 2
I wrote a poem called "Old Age Pensioner's Underwear".
Rose's are red
Violet's are blue
Ethel's are green
At a Chinese restaurant
So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds". I said, Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck
Roses are red. Violets are blue.
I have a knife. Get in the van.
A poem about old ladies underwear
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Margarets are green.
A poem I read to my gf while proposing
Roses are Red
Today is the Day
Plot Twist
I'm Gay
Roses are red, violets are blue
I have schizophrenia,
And so do I.
A younger woman receives a dozen red roses. . .
A much older woman and a much younger woman are sitting on the front porch when all of a sudden the younger woman looked up and saw her husband coming towards her with a dozen red roses. Disgusted, she said to her friend, "Well it looks like I'll be up all night long with my legs up in the air." Confused, the elderly woman ask, "What's a matter? Ain't you got a vase?"
I call this poem Old Women's Knickers
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Ethels are green
Roses are red, my dad is black
He went to the store, but never came back
Roses are red...
Yoda is green
My lightsaber needs two hands
If you know what I mean
Roses are red, violets are glorious
Never sneak up,
On oscar pistorious
When asked for her occupation, A woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher,
The judge rose from the bench. Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court, he smiled with delight. Now sit down at that table and write I will not pass through a red light' five hundred times.
Roses are red,
My wife is dead,
Does anyone want to buy a 2 person bed?
Roses are red, you're a liar
Harry, did you put your name in the goblet of fire?
When Louis Armstrong was a child, he was colorblind, a doctor asked him if he wanted to do this experimental surgery to allow him to see colors. After the procedure, they ask him what does he see, he tells them...
I see trees of green, and red roses too.
Roses are red
Tulips are too
I like eating waffles
But not when they're blue
Woman talking to her husband: My friend Susan said her boyfriend recites poems about love to her, I think that's so romantic, why can't you do something like that? Husband replies I can do that.
Roses are red your p**... are moist, I'd take you to bed, but I don't have a hoist.
Roses are red, I've got a bad cough
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Roses are red, violets are blue
I don't know the original poem,
and neither do you.
Roses are red Violets are blue
Dont give up, someone will love you
Roses are red April is grey joke
Roses are red April is grey, but in a few days it's gonna be May.
Roses are red, violets are blue
Pornhub's down, your Instagram will do.
A poem for you guys
I call it p**... at an Old Folks Home.
Rose's are red
Violet's are blue
Beatrice's are green
2 s**... Friends talking.
Ram to Shyam:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Monkeys like you should be in a zoo,
Don't be sad I will be there too,
But not in a cage
Just laughing at you.
Shyam back to Ram:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are,
Once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not far.
No! It crashed again...
Roses are red;
Violets are blue
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Two housewives who are friends meet, one says:
"Yesterday my husband bought me 20 red roses. Guess I'll have to spread my legs for two weeks".
"How so?" asks the other. "Don't you have a vase?"
Roses are red, reposting is lame,
But not every joke here is always the same.
Roses are red
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And so are you.
The roses have wilted
The violets are dead
The sugar bowl's empty
And so is your head.
Roses Are Red
Roses are red,
I like Darth Vader.
Poetry is hard,
calculator.
Valetine's in 2022
Roses are red, nuts are brown, skirts go up, pants go down.
Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in.
The longer it's in, the stronger it gets, it goes in dry and comes out wet.
It comes out dripping, and starts to sag, it's not what you think......
Its a teabag!
What's your dogs name?
An elderly couple were outside one day enjoying the fine weather. The wife was sitting on the porch. The old man was in the yard playing with their dog. A little girl walked by and was delighted to see the dog and said, hello mister, I like your dog, what's its name.? The old man paused for second and said, uh what's the name of that pretty flower, it's red. The little girl says , you mean a rose? The old man says yeah that's it! And he looks towards the porch and yells, HEY ROSE, WHAT DID WE NAME THE DOG?
Ask Rose
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, *"Last week we went out to a new restaurant, and it was really great. I would recommend it."*
The other man said, *"What's the name of the restaurant?"*
The first man thought and thought and finally said, *"What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know.... The one that's red and has thorns."*
*"Do you mean a rose?"*
*"That's the one,"* replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, *"Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last week?"*
That restaurant...
Bob and his wife, who live in a retirement residence, are out for a stroll round the grounds one day, and meet up with their neighbour, Ted.
They exchange news, including Bob saying: "Oh hey Ted, me and the missus went to a great restaurant last night."
"Really," says Ted. What was it called?
Bob starts to reply, scratches his head, and says... uh...er...um...what's the name of that flower you give to someone you love, it's red and has thorns?"
Ted replies: rose?
"Aha," exclaims Bob, who turns to his wife and says "Hey Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"