Red Roses Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Red Roses jokes. There are some red roses tulip jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these red roses roses are red and violets are blue puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Hilarious Fun Red Roses Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
But laughing at you.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

faces like yours

belong in a zoo.



Don't worry I'll be there too,

not in the cage,

but laughing at you.

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Love never crossed my mind

Until I came across you.

Memory Lane...

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great.. I would recommend it very highly..'
The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'
The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love?
You know.... The one that's red and has thorns.'
'Do you mean a rose?'
'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?'

jokes about red roses

A Valentines Poem

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Whitney Houston is dead
and iiiiiiieeeeiiiii will always love yoooouooooou

roses are red.

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Vodka cost less than

A dinner for two

Roses are Red, Nuts are brown, Skirts go Up, Pants go Down, Body to Body, Skin to Skin, When it is Stiff, Stick it In, The Longer its In, The stronger it Gets, It goes in Dry, Comes out Wet, It comes out dripping,and it starts to Sag, Its not what you Think...

Its a teabag

Red Roses joke, Roses are Red, Nuts are brown, Skirts go Up, Pants go Down, Body to Body, Skin to Skin, When it is S

It's still Valentines day for another hour..

Roses are red
Violets are blue
No, they are violet
FTFY

An escalating series of math jokes

Me: Roses are red. Violets are blue. Math is hard, and so I am.

Her: I wish you were my differential equations homework... because if you were, you would be hard and I would be doing you on my desk.

Me: Well, I'm awfully glad you're not *my* differential equations homework... because if you were, you would be 6 weeks late.

Two old men are sitting on the porch,

their wives in the kitchen. One says to the other, "Bob you should try that restaurant we went to last night. Best food I've had in a long time."

"Yeah Joe? What was it called?" asked Bob.

"Well, I can't seem to remember...What is the name of that red flower, you know with the thorns on the stem?

"A Rose, I think you are thinking of."

"Your right, thanks....**HEY ROSE, WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THAT RESTAURANT WE WENT TO LAST NIGHT?"**

An elderly man and woman enter the bar and ask the bartender for their usual drinks.

The bartender serves them, speaking to the man, "Mr. Johnson, it's been awhile since we saw you last, how are you and your wife doing? We were worried about you, the last time you came in you didn't seem to recognize or remember anyone."

The elderly gentleman responds, "Well, you know how it is when you start getting up in years… but I've been seeing a fantastic memory therapist. She's taught me some mental exercises that have helped me to remember all the important things in life."

The bartender says, "That's great! What's the therapist's name?"

The elderly gentleman looks confused before snapping his fingers, "What's that flower? The red one with thorns on its stem?"

The bartender answers, "A rose?"

"Yes, that's it," the older man smiles before turning to his wife, "Rose, what's the name of that therapist I've been seeing?"

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Roses are red....violets are blue

I'm using my hand...
But I'm thinking of you.

Roses are red...

Roses are red,

Violets are glorious,

Don't spend Valentine's,

With Oscar Pistorious

^^I'll ^^see ^^myself ^^out

β€” You know, that doctor actually managed to improve my memory.

β€” Really? That's great! What's his name?

β€” Umm... you know that flower, the beautiful one, with red petals, a nice smell and thorns?

β€” You mean a rose?

β€” Yes, rose, exactly, thank you! (turning to his wife) Rose, honey, what's my doctor's name?

Roses are red, violets are blue

Some poems rhyme

this is not one of them

Roses are red...

Violets are glorious.

I wouldn't surprise

Oscar Pistorius.

Red Roses joke, Roses are red...

2 older couple were having breakfast

Old man 1: We went to the best restaurant last night
Old man 2: What's it's name?
Old man 1: Oh, I have such a terrible memory. What's that red flower?
Old man 2: Carnation?
Old man 1: No, the one with the thorns.
Old man 2: Rose?
Old man 1: That's it. (turns to his wife) Hey Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?

I like the way you think

Roses are red. nuts are brown.
Skirts go up. pants go down.
Body to body. skin to skin.
When it's stiff. stick it in.
It goes in dry. It comes out wet.
The longer it's in. The stronger it gets.
It comes out dripping. And it starts to sag.
It's not what you think. It's a tea bag.

Roses are red, Violets are blue...

Pornhub is down, your facebook will do ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)

Roses are red

Roses are red.
Violets are....red

Tulips are red

My garden is on fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue

Gorilla shot at Cincinnati zoo

Roses are red-ish...

Violets are blue-ish.

If it wasn't for Jesus, we'd all be Jewish.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue......

who killed harambe?

Cincinnati zoo

A Poem

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Stop memes about Harambe

-Cincinnati Zoo

Roses are red, I'm feeling blue

There's one less gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo

Roses are red...

Violets are violet,
That guy who hit that skyscraper was a really bad pilot.

Red Roses joke, Roses are red...

Roses are red..

I'm in debt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue

I have Alzheimer's

To get to the other side

Roses are red, violets are blue....

does this rag smell like chloroform to you? ,

Roses are red

Congress is red

The Senate is red

The White House is red

welp

Roses are red, violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentines Day...

...the side chick is you.

Roses are red, Rum is good...

Too much rum..Now no wood :(

Roses are red, potato chips are savory...

The United States prison system is legalized slavery.

Roses are red, Violets are blue

Hitler blew an 11 country lead during World War 2

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

I have a knife. Get in the van.

A poem about old ladies underwear

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Margarets are green.

A poem I read to my gf while proposing

Roses are Red

Today is the Day

Plot Twist

I'm Gay

Roses are red, violets are blue

My girlfriend is gone
This coconut will do

A younger woman receives a dozen red roses. . .

A much older woman and a much younger woman are sitting on the front porch when all of a sudden the younger woman looked up and saw her husband coming towards her with a dozen red roses. Disgusted, she said to her friend, "Well it looks like I'll be up all night long with my legs up in the air." Confused, the elderly woman ask, "What's a matter? Ain't you got a vase?"

Violets are blue, roses are red

We're doing this backwards

That's what she said

I call this poem Old Women's Knickers

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Ethels are green

Roses are red...

Yoda is green
My lightsaber needs two hands
If you know what I mean

Roses are red, violets are glorious

Never sneak up,
On oscar pistorious

Roses are red, Violets are red,

Bushes are red,
Trees are red,
My garden is on fire.

A short poem about women's underwear...

> Rose's are red,
Violet's are blue,
Heather's are green.

~Lee Mack

Roses are red, Cellos are brown

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down ;)

When asked for her occupation, A woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher,

The judge rose from the bench. Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court, he smiled with delight. Now sit down at that table and write I will not pass through a red light' five hundred times.

[spoilers] Roses are red, the sea's full of salt

Everyone's dead, It's all Star Lord's fault.

Roses are red, sorry for the Hypocrisy

But hey, we've updated our privacy policy

Roses are red, you're a liar

Harry, did you put your name in the goblet of fire?

When Louis Armstrong was a child, he was colorblind, a doctor asked him if he wanted to do this experimental surgery to allow him to see colors. After the procedure, they ask him what does he see, he tells them...

I see trees of green, and red roses too.

Roses are red, I've got a bad cough

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Roses are red, That much is true

But violets are purple
Not freakin blue

Roses are red April is grey joke

Roses are red April is grey, but in a few days it's gonna be May.

Two housewives who are friends meet, one says:

"Yesterday my husband bought me 20 red roses. Guess I'll have to spread my legs for two weeks".

"How so?" asks the other. "Don't you have a vase?"

Roses are red, reposting is lame,

[this post was removed due to a copyright claim.]

Roses are red, reposting is lame,

But not every joke here is always the same.

Roses are red

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Sugar is sweet

And so are you.

The roses have wilted

The violets are dead

The sugar bowl's empty

And so is your head.

Valetine's in 2022

Roses are red, nuts are brown, skirts go up, pants go down.

Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in.

The longer it's in, the stronger it gets, it goes in dry and comes out wet.

It comes out dripping, and starts to sag, it's not what you think......

Its a teabag!

What's your dogs name?

An elderly couple were outside one day enjoying the fine weather. The wife was sitting on the porch. The old man was in the yard playing with their dog. A little girl walked by and was delighted to see the dog and said, hello mister, I like your dog, what's its name.? The old man paused for second and said, uh what's the name of that pretty flower, it's red. The little girl says , you mean a rose? The old man says yeah that's it! And he looks towards the porch and yells, HEY ROSE, WHAT DID WE NAME THE DOG?

Ask Rose

The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, *"Last week we went out to a new restaurant, and it was really great. I would recommend it."*

The other man said, *"What's the name of the restaurant?"*

The first man thought and thought and finally said, *"What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know.... The one that's red and has thorns."*

*"Do you mean a rose?"*

*"That's the one,"* replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, *"Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last week?"*

Violets are red. Roses are blue.

I'm colorblind and my name is Matthew.

That restaurant...

Bob and his wife, who live in a retirement residence, are out for a stroll round the grounds one day, and meet up with their neighbour, Ted.

They exchange news, including Bob saying: "Oh hey Ted, me and the missus went to a great restaurant last night."

"Really," says Ted. What was it called?

Bob starts to reply, scratches his head, and says... uh...er...um...what's the name of that flower you give to someoneΒ you love, it's red and has thorns?"

Ted replies: rose?

"Aha," exclaims Bob, who turns to his wife and says "Hey Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"

Two elderly couples are having coffee

The husbands are talking, and one says "Oh, we went to this most wonderful restaurant the other night. You should try it. It's down by the river. But I just can't seem to remember it's name. Help me out...what's the name of the flower, it's usually red, it has thorns, you give it to someone you love?"

"You mean a rose?"

"Yeah, that's it! Hey Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to the other night?"

Traffic court

A woman was found guilty in traffic court and when asked for her occupation she said she was a schoolteacher.

The judge rose from the bench. "Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court."

He smiled with delight. "Now sit down at that table and write, 'I will not run a red light' five hundred times."

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