Red Lobster Jokes
19 red lobster jokes and hilarious red lobster puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about red lobster that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Red Lobster Short Jokes
Short red lobster jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The red lobster humour may include short lobster jokes also.
- I asked my girlfriend if they serve whales at red lobster. That way next time we go we know if we can bring her mother.
- What's different between Red Lobster and Facebook ? At Red Lobster, the servers are responding.
- I always eat way too much during Red Lobster's endless shrimp specials. It's total overkrill.
- What do you call a typically red crustacean with 14 segments in the Decapoda family? A lobster!
- My s**... friend is on the 'seaweed' diet... He sees w**..., then smokes it in the parking lot at Red Lobster
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Red Lobster One Liners
Which red lobster one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with red lobster? I can suggest the ones about lobster tail and crab.
- I always say Lobsters are sketchy.... They are always getting caught Red-Handed. 🦞
- What did the blind guy say when he walked past Red Lobster? Hi, Ladies!
- Red Lobster cut me off the all-you-can-eat buffet after one plate! Shellfish b**...!
- Yo' Mama is so n**..., Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own c**....
- Yo' Mama has more c**... than Red Lobster.
- Two l**... walk into red lobster
Red Lobster Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about red lobster you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean shellfish jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make red lobster pranks.
A man walks into a seafood restaurant and was told they had Lobster Tails on offer for $1.
They must be small," he says.
"No, they're normal size," replies the waitress.
"Well they're old then."
"Fresh today," she answers.
"Then I'll have one," says the man, smiling.
The waitress takes him to table and he sits down.
"Once upon a time," she begins, "There was a big red lobster ..."
So an off-duty priest takes his family out to dinner at Red Lobster
While there, he sees a familiar face sitting at the table next to him. The young man is resting his head upon his boyfriend's shoulder. The priest, aghast, leans towards the two and quietly says "homosexuality is a sin". The young man looks up at the priest, and leaning in closely to him, whispers back "so is eating shellfish, mixed fabrics, and m**..., but that didn't stop you from touching your dinner, your shirt, or my little brother."