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There were a lot of red flags.
Could this be a red flag?
There were an awful lot of red flags.
The nurse asks, what's your blood type?
The rabbit says, "I'm probably a Type O"
You get your palm red.
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....if they didn't have swastikas on them.
The Spanish Inquisition.
In retrospect, there were a lot of red flags...
Climbs to the top of a cherry tree and paints his balls red.
What's the loudest sound in the jungle?
Giraffes eating cherries!
(Apologies if you've heard it before fellow Redditors! Maybe by next cake day I'll get better material)
I should have known, there were red flags everywhere
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I mean, there were red flags everywhere.
I like it more than blue and red combined.
When you're eating a watermelon!
There were plenty of red flags.
A swallow
Because her algaebra didn't hold up.
Due to solar radiation, the red and blue pigment has disappeared, leaving the flag to be completely white.
All the red flags were there.
This was my grandfathers all time favorite joke.
Pop Pop: What's red and dingle dangles from the ceiling?
Me: I don't know...
Pop Pop: A Red dingle dangle of course!
Pop Pop: What's green and dingle dangles from the ceiling?
Me: A green dingle dangle!
Pop Pop: No they only come in Red.
Me: :|
We were at a a red light and i noticed a woman in the car behind me making a lot of arm and hand motions. No one was in the car with her (probably on bluetooth).
Me: Hey babe look at this woman behind us. What is she doing? She's just flailing her arms around but there isn't any one with her.
GF: Maybe she's deaf and she's singing to herself.
We want our land back!!
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down ;)
But few know about Harold the Brown Nose Reindeer.
He was as strong as the rest, and could fly as high..he just couldn't stop as fast.
The red bit and the blue bit.
They feel a slight precipitation.
"I think it's raining," says the man.
"No, it's snowing," replies the woman.
"How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!" exclaims the man. "Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?"
"Definitely raining," Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.
The man turns to his wife with a smile. See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.
You get your palm red for free.
Guess I should've noticed the red flags earlier
I mean, there were red flags everywhere.
She said there were too many red flags!
It was a big red flag.
He looked out the window and announced, _"It's raining."_
His wife said, _"No dear, it's sleeting."_
He replied, _"Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear."_
The French flag!
The older chimp says: "When I press this red button an idiot in a white coat will open that door and bring us some bananas."
...After 15 minutes on the highway I realized I left my car at home...
All the red flags were there.
You give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
"Give us back our land!"
the entire story is the sub-plot.
The husband says "ah, it's raining"
The wife replies "no it's snowing"
"How about we ask this communist officer here" replies the husband, "he is always right!,
"Officer Rudolph, Is it raining or snowing?"
"definitely raining" replies Rudolph before walking off
"see?" says the husband,
"Rudolph the red knows rain, dear"
So I added some Sprite and oranges to it and now she's sangria then ever…
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now…
She goes inside to inquire:
Woman: Hi. I want to try on that red dress in the window.
Employee: Well, as you wish, but we have changing rooms too.
I looked straight into her eyes and said "shut the door!"
Her face turned all red and she yelled at me "get inside!!!"
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Stop memes about Harambe
-Cincinnati Zoo
After 20 minutes on highway I noticed that I forgot my car at home
"Wow" I replied. "You speak English?"
She replied, "Just a riddle".
blue paint.
She knocks on the window and says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."
The trucker just ignores her, the light changes, and he proceeds down the street.
At the next light, the blonde again catches up and says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load."
He ignores her again and continues down the street.
At the next red light the blonde catches up, all out of breath, knocks on the window and says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."
The trucker looks at her and finally, he says, "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's snowing, and I'm driving a salt truck."
I guess you can call it a typo.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Whitney Houston is dead
and iiiiiiieeeeiiiii will always love yoooouooooou
What's the best part of fingering a psychic while she's on her period?
You still get your palm red
... unless they're flashing behind you.
So they can hide in cherry trees.
Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
Shows you it works then.
What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
Monkeys picking cherries.
The husband thinks it's raining
His wife says, "No honey, that's snow"
So they ask Rudolph, their soviet friend what he thinks.
He says, "That is rain, comrade."
The husband says, "See! Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
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