Red Indian Jokes
25 red indian jokes and hilarious red indian puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about red indian that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Red Indian Short Jokes
Short red indian jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The red indian humour may include short native indian jokes also.
- A foreigner asked an Indian man "Why Indian Women have Red
Dot on their forehead ?"
Indian man replied,
"Because they Record everything.." - What's the difference between Indians and Pakistanis? When a Pakistani has a red dot on his forehead it means he has about two seconds to live.
- A brief summary of Indian traffic rules Red means go and Green means go faster.
credit - madrascalcutta - Sophie turner (sansa stark) in brother in law's wedding Aunties in Indian wedding can be more brutal than Frey's in Red Wedding.
- Why do you never touch the red dot on an Indian person's forehead? They will self destruct
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Red Indian One Liners
Which red indian one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with red indian? I can suggest the ones about new indian and american indian.
- What type of sights are used on the guns of the Indian Army? Red Dot
- How do you blow up an Indian ? Press the red button on their forehead.
- Why are Indians so good at first person shooters? They already have a red dot sight.
- How do you turn an Indian woman on? Press the red button.
- Why is it easy to shoot Indian people? They already have a red dot on their head.
- How do you kill an Indian? You press the red self-destruct button on their forehead.
- How do you turn an Indian person off? Press the red button.
Uproarious Red Indian Jokes to Share with Friends
What funny jokes about red indian you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mean indian jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make red indian pranks.
Indian with his ear to the ground.
A man walking down a road happens upon an Indian with his ear to the ground.
"do you hear something?" the man asks.
The Indian says "a red wagon, two horses, family of five, heading north"
"you can tell all of that just putting your ear to the ground!? " the man asked.
"No, they just ran me over"
A cowboy and a red Indian are walking through the desert...
After a short time the Indian stops the cowboy before dropping to his knees and placing his ear to the ground. Upon standing the Indian says firmly "Buffalo come"
"That's amazing" says the cowboy, "How can you tell that?"
The Indian replies...
"Sticky face"
The Indian lady on the train.
Sat opposite an Indian lady on the train today, she shut her eyes and stopped breathing.
I thought she was dead until I saw the red spot on her forehead, and realised she was just on standby.
Brown Pants
During the French and Indian Wars in North America, the French captured a British Officer during an engagement. Later that evening the French officers gathered and dined with the new captive.
After dinner the French commander asked their prisoner Sir, we have been wondering why British officers wear a red coat, as it makes you an obvious target for our sharpshooters . The British officer replied We wear it so that if we are wounded, the sight of our blood does not panic our men .
Ever since that day, French Officers have worn brown pants.
In 1860, a man was given the job of teaching English to Indians (as they were called at the time).
He takes one of the Indian tribesmen out to the woods and is pointing things out and saying the word for it. "Tree. Stream. Rocks."
They go around a bend and right there in the trail there's another Indian h**... a s**...'s brains out. The English speaking man turns red and says "uhhhh... man riding bike."
The Indian pulls out his bow and fires two arrows, killing the couple. The English speaking man jumps back in horror and screams, "what did you do that for?!"
The Indian looks at him calmly and says, "man riding my bike."
How national weather service predicts weather.
It was autumn, and the Red Indians asked their New Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.
Since he was a Red Indian chief in a modern society, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be.
Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his Tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared.
But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked 'Is the coming winter going to be cold?'
'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed,' the weather man responded.
So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood. A week later, he called the National Weather Service again.
'Is it going to be a very cold winter?'
'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied,
'It's definitely going to be a very cold winter.'
The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find.
Two weeks later, he called the National Weather Service again.
'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?'
'Absolutely,' the man replied. 'It's going to be one of the coldest winters ever.'
'How can you be so sure?' the Chief asked.
The weatherman replied, 'The Red Indians are collecting wood like crazy.'