The Best 7 Red Hat Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Red Hat jokes. There are some red hat coat jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these red hat stoplight puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Red Hat Jokes and Puns

Did you know garden gnomes wear little red hats?

It's a little gnome fact.

How do you milk a white sheep?

Give them a red hat

Most garden statuary is only 30cm tall and wears red hats.

It's a little gnome fact.

Red Hat joke, Most garden statuary is only 30cm tall and wears red hats.

I just donated some money to the maintainers of a Linux distribution derived from Red Hat

\*tips fedora\*

What do you call a white hat that's been dipped in the Red Sea?

A wet hat.


IBM is Acquiring Red Hat

The company has stated that they believe that the red hat will be a major clue in their long time search for Carmen Santiago.

Apparently red hat came out and said that there were no more Linux kernels in development, that they have gone in every direction.

Apparently there's nothing GNU under the sun.

Red Hat joke, Apparently red hat came out and said that there were no more Linux kernels in development, that they

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the red hat cap jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working red hat cape piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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