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  1. My boyfriend keeps talking about overthrowing capitalism in a violent revolution Could this be a red flag?
  2. I dumped my last girlfriend because she was a communist. I should've known sooner. There were red flags everywhere.
  3. My girlfriend's red flags wouldn't have bothered me so much ....if they didn't have swastikas on them.
  4. We should've known about the failure of communism In retrospect, there were a lot of red flags...
  5. I broke up with my girlfriend because she was a communist. To be honest, there were a lot of red flags
  6. I broke up with my girlfriend after 5 years, after I found she was a communist. I should have known, there were red flags everywhere
  7. No one should have been surprised by the rise of the USSR after World War II. I mean, there were red flags everywhere.
  8. TIL the American flag on the moon has turned into the french flag. Due to solar radiation, the red and blue pigment has disappeared, leaving the flag to be completely white.
  9. Stalin should have known that Communism wouldn't work. I mean, there were red flags everywhere.
  10. My girlfriend left me because of my unhealthy obsession with USSR memorabilia... She said there were too many red flags!

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  1. We should've known communism would fail. There were a lot of red flags.
  2. I should've known my boyfriend was a communist. There were plenty of red flags.
  3. I should have known my friend was a communist. All the red flags were there.
  4. What are the two problems with the French flag? The red bit and the blue bit.
  5. What do you get if you take off the red dot on the Japanese flag? The French flag!
  6. Why did the girl not want to date the communist? He was waving a lot of red flags.
  7. Communism's fall shouldn't have come as a surprise There were many red flags
  8. I ended things with my communist girlfriend. Too many red flags.
  9. I should've known my girlfriend was a communist... There were so many red flags.
  10. He said he was a communist. I should've known darnit, there were red flags everywhere.
  11. How did we not know that Communism was bad from the start? So many red flags.
  12. Stalin should've known communism was a bad thing There were red flags everywhere
  13. I don't date Chinese girls... That's a big red flag for me...
  14. I'm curious about the French flag. When did they add the blue and red stripes?
  15. It was obvious that Communism would fail. There were just so many red flags.

Red Flags Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

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Joke about how dangerous China is

An American tourist came to China and fell into a construction ditch, he came out, injured, and angrily told the tour guide, "In America, in a dangerous area, we always put up red flags to warn people! Why wasn't there one here?"
The Chinese tour guide very calmly replied, "Didn't you already see it when you entered the country?"

They really should have predicted the fall of Communism sooner.

After all, there were plenty of red flags.

So I went on a date with this girl last night

Things were going well, so we ended up back at her place. Then things started going REALLY well, and we ended up in her bedroom. I looked around and saw that she had a king sized bed with Communist Party sheets.
Now that's a big red flag.

I went out with a girl the other night who turned out to be really weird

I guess the fact that she said she was a communist should have been a big red flag

It was four months into my relationship that I found out my girlfriend was a communist

She started giving me red flags

The Philippines is the only country in the world who turns its flag upside down during times of war

while French people remove the red and blue colour

I was on a date other day when the girl said she wanted to start a long distance relationship using semaphore.

Raised a couple of red flags...

Afraid your kid might be a c**...?

Well if he paints one of his bedroom walls red with some yellow stars or a hammer and sickle, that's a huge red flag.

My friend was dating a communist

He should have noticed earlier; there were a lot of red flags.

Just found out I was dating a c**...

Guess I should've noticed the red flags earlier

I should have broken up with my boyfriend when he showed me his collection of Soviet memorabilia...

I mean, the red flags were right there in front of me.

I just found out my best friend is a communist. To be honest, I should have known.

All the red flags were there.

I got fired from my mail route today.

They said I wasn't picking up people's mail. I should have seen it coming though, there were red flags everywhere.

Two guys from the 50's

Two guys from the 50's were talking out front of one's house.
The first neighbor says to the other, " what do you think of that new family, the Petrov's?"
The second neighbor looks at him and replies, " I don't know if they're commies Teddy, but they sure do raise a lot of red flags."

A communist revolution seems a bit suspicious

I mean, they always raise a few red flags.

I recently visited China and was considering moving there...

...but there were just too many red flags.

I should've realized sooner my trip to China would be a huge disappointment.

Red flags were everywhere.

I just started dating this girl and there have been several red flags...

...but I guess that just comes with the territory when dating a communist.

Its no wonder communism failed

there were so many red flags

Went on a date with a race official the other night...

She seemed nice but there were too many red flags

No leader or government should establish communism in their country...

...after all, in history, there have been so many red flags.

We should've known communism was doomed to fall.

There were a lot of red flags.

If you go into someone's home

And they have a former Soviet Union banner hanging on the wall,
That's a big red flag.

I broke up with my girlfriend after she told me she was a communist.

In retrospect, I should have seen all the red flags

I wouldn't date anyone from China

That's a HUGE red flag

[Oh, yeah?] My ex-wife cheated on me with a communist!

...there were so many red flags.

Why do colourblind people s**... at dating?

Because they fail to see the red flags in a relationship

I went to Soviet Russia once

I knew I made a mistake, Because I saw all the Red flags

I once dated a girl and she threw up a bunch of red flags.

It turned out that she was an avid communist.

I once dated a girl and she threw up a bunch of red flags..

It turned out she had eaten a bunch of red flags.

I broke up with my girlfriend because I found out she is a communist.

I should have known. There were red flags everywhere.

I don't trust people with a hammer and sickle in their bio.

Big red flag.

Why are firetrucks red?

Why are firetrucks red?
Well because firetrucks have six wheels, six is half a dozen. Usually when someone is using half a dozen and a dozen, they are referring to eggs. Eggs come from chickens, a male chicken is a rooster, roosters are often on steeples, steeples are are tall, like a mast on a ship, ships go on the sea, in the sea there are fish and fish have fins and the Fins fought the Soviets and the soviet flag is red.

Fact of the day: Stalin actually knew Communism won't work

There were red flags everywhere

Why did Trump lose?

Too many red flags.

My girlfriend is weirdly obsessed with the Soviet Union.

And for me, that's a major red flag.

What do relationship advice and communist p**... have in common?

There are loads of red flags involved.

I used to live in Turkey, China, and Morocco, but I left ...

there were too many red flags.

I broke up with my girlfriend because she wanted me to cosplay as Lenin

I should've known, there were red flags everywhere.

How did we know that Communism was bad from the start?

Because of all the red flags.

I discovered that my boyfriend is a communist spy.

I guess I could have noticed this sooner, but chose to ignore the red flags.

It should be obvious to everyone that communism won't work.

I mean seriously, there were so many red flags.

I just don't get how the german people could fall for h**... and the n**...

There were an awful lot of red flags.

My girlfriend said she'll leave me if I don't support LGBTQ

That's a bit of a red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, and violet flag.

I'm a little suspicious of my roommate always offering to sell me old communist memorabilia.

It's a big red flag for me.

My partner is a diehard communist and loves China and Russia.

I saw red flags on day one but ignored them.

Never trust someone that enjoys a Soviet parade

There are a lot of red flags.

I was disappointed that my sister started dating a guy who praised Stalin, idolized Karl Marx, and was working to form a union at work

I don't know she missed all the red flags

TIL people who are color blind have the highest rates of divorce.

They can't see the red flags.

A girl I was dating invited me over to her place. When I went into her room, she had a Soviet banner draped on her wall. I left immediately.

It was a big red flag.

A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag.

Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he said. "We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them."
"That's the same with us," the American said, "only we see stars, too."

how do we know communism was doomed from the beginning?

All the red flags

The CEO of Coca-Cola calls Vladimir Putin.

Mr Putin! I noticed you've changed the Russian anthem. Do you have any plans to change the colors of your flag as well and return to the previous purely red flag? If you'd put a Coca-Cola logo in the corner, we'd solve all your financial troubles for the next five years.
Putin puts the CEO on hold while he discusses with his generals. Psst, when does our contract with Aquafresh end?

I used to date someone from Albania, Viet Nam, Turkey, Morocco, Trinidad and Tobago, Russia, Tennessee, Tunisia, and China

Too many red flags

Dating pro tip: if s/he admires the Soviet Union...

then that's a red flag

What's the only red flag you should never worry about?

Switzerland's, because it's a big plus

I broke up with my gf when she tore the Indonesian flag in half and threw away the white part.

It was a red flag.

h**... had so many red flags around him.

But no one saw it coming.

After a fun night, he invited me to his place. But then I realized he was a communist.

I should've seen the red flags.