The Best 35 Red Flag Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Red Flag jokes. There are some red flag jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these red flag puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Red Flag Jokes and Puns

We should've known communism would fail.

There were a lot of red flags.

My boyfriend keeps talking about overthrowing capitalism in a violent revolution

Could this be a red flag?

I just don't get how the german people could fall for Hitler and the Nazis

There were an awful lot of red flags.

We should've known about the failure of communism

In retrospect, there were a lot of red flags...

I broke up with my girlfriend after 5 years, after I found she was a communist.

I should have known, there were red flags everywhere


No one should have been surprised by the rise of the USSR after World War II.

I mean, there were red flags everywhere.

I should've known my boyfriend was a communist.

There were plenty of red flags.

TIL the American flag on the moon has turned into the French flag.

Due to solar radiation, the red and blue pigment has disappeared, leaving the flag to be completely white.

I should have known my friend was a communist.

All the red flags were there.

What are the two problems with the French flag?

The red bit and the blue bit.

Just found out I was dating a commie

Guess I should've noticed the red flags earlier

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Stalin should have known that Communism wouldn't work.

I mean, there were red flags everywhere.

My girlfriend left me because of my unhealthy obsession with USSR memorabilia...

She said there were too many red flags!

What do you get if you take off the red dot on the Japanese flag?

The French flag!

I just found out my best friend is a communist. To be honest, I should have known.

All the red flags were there.

Communism's fall shouldn't have come as a surprise

There were many red flags

I ended things with my communist girlfriend.

Too many red flags.

I should've known my girlfriend was a communist...

There were so many red flags.

I broke up with my girlfriend because she wanted me to cosplay as Lenin

I should've known, there were red flags everywhere.


I broke up with my girlfriend after she told me she was a communist.

In retrospect, I should have seen all the red flags

Stalin should've known communism was a bad thing

There were red flags everywhere

The Philippines is the only country in the world who turns its flag upside down during times of war

while French people remove the red and blue colour

I don't date Chinese girls...

That's a big red flag for me...

My girlfriend is weirdly obsessed with the Soviet Union.

And for me, that's a major red flag.

I just started dating this girl and there have been several red flags...

...but I guess that just comes with the territory when dating a communist.

I broke up with my girlfriend because I found out she is a communist.

I should have known. There were red flags everywhere.

I'm curious about the French flag.

When did they add the blue and red stripes?

It was obvious that Communism would fail.

There were just so many red flags.

I discovered that my boyfriend is a communist spy.

I guess I could have noticed this sooner, but chose to ignore the red flags.

I got fired from my mail route today.

They said I wasn't picking up people's mail. I should have seen it coming though, there were red flags everywhere.

They really should have predicted the fall of Communism sooner.

After all, there were plenty of red flags.

Why do colourblind people suck at dating?

Because they fail to see the red flags in a relationship

I should have broken up with my boyfriend when he showed me his collection of Soviet memorabilia...

I mean, the red flags were right there in front of me.

Fact of the day: Stalin actually knew Communism won't work

There were red flags everywhere

Joke about how dangerous China is

An American tourist came to China and fell into a construction ditch, he came out, injured, and angrily told the tour guide, "In America, in a dangerous area, we always put up red flags to warn people! Why wasn't there one here?"

The Chinese tour guide very calmly replied, "Didn't you already see it when you entered the country?"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the red flag jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working red flag piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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