Red Dwarf Jokes
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Vladimir Putin, surrounded by his aides and bodyguards.....
visits a modern art exhibition. "What the h**... is this green circle with yellow spots all over?" he asked. His aide answered, "This painting, president Putin, depicts our heroic peasants fighting for the fulfillment of the plan to produce two hundred million tons of grain."
"Ah-h… And what is this black triangle with red strips?" "This painting shows our heroic industrial workers in a factory." "And what is this dwarf with donkey ears?"
"Mr. president, this is not a painting, this is a mirror."
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My astronomy professor told me it was possible for a white dwarf to turn into a red giant
I then told him to pull his pants back up.
What did the red dwarf say to its child?
Like father, like sun
(OC I think)
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