Red Dots Jokes
19 red dots jokes and hilarious red dots puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about red dots that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Red Dots Short Jokes
Short red dots jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The red dots humour may include short red dye jokes also.
- A foreigner asked an Indian man "Why Indian Women have Red
Dot on their forehead ?"
Indian man replied,
"Because they Record everything.." - Today, I saw a painting unveiled at a museum, but it was merely a red dot on canvas. It must have been a period piece.
- Stereotype Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?
- Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too) - On January 1, 2019, New Horizons will fly by a small, frozen world in the Kuiper Belt called Imndan, which orbits a billion miles beyond Pluto. This small frozen world is a stereotypical red dot.
- I like my girls like I like my pepperoni pizza White, full of fat and red dots all over them... :-(
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Red Dots One Liners
Which red dots one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with red dots? I can suggest the ones about red dress and red scare.
- What do you get if you take off the red dot on the Japanese flag? The French flag!
- What type of sights are used on the guns of the Indian Army? Red Dot
- Whats green, blue, red and has white dots? A penguin and I'll color it however i'd like!
- A red dot walks into a bar. Period.
Red Dots Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about red dots you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean red cross jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make red dots pranks.
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As the burglar entered our darkened room, I put the red dot right between his eyes and then…
…let my cat do the rest.
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A Burglar broke into our house last night. I didn't shoot him. I just put the red laser dot on his forehead.
Our three cats did the rest.
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A burglar broke into our house last night…
I didn't fight back, I just put the red laser dot on his forehead and the 3 cats did the rest.
(Copied from a comment I saw to funny not to share since this whole sub is reposts)
Philosopher's game
A philosopher is standing behind a desk with 3 red cups. As someone approaches it, he gets from his pocket a small piece of paper with just a small dot printed, hides it under one of the cups and shows that the other ones are empty. Then he shuffles the cups very fast and ask What's the point?
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j**... were lazy
The j**... were very lazy with there flag because it is just white with a red dot on it
John and Mary are having in an argument.
John and Mary are in the middle of an argument as to whether or not it'll rain later that day. Two hours of bickering and John suggests they go ask their Russian neighbour, Rudolf.
Rudolf listens to their story and replies that it'll definitely rain by 6 pm that evening. Lo and behold! Dot at 6, the first drops of rain patter across the window. Mary is amazed and asks John how he knew to ask their neighbour and how in the world was he so accurate?
"Well", said John, "Rudolf, the Red knows rain, dear."