Red Bull Jokes

Funniest Red Bull Short Jokes

Short red bull jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The red bull humour may include short energy drink jokes also.

1. Thieves broke into my shop and stole 15 cases of Red Bull I don't know how these people sleep at night
2. I once mixed Red Bull and coffee After 20 minutes on highway I noticed that I forgot my car at home
3. A group of teenagers robbed our local supermarket and stole 180 cans of red bull. I don't know how these people can sleep at night.
4. I put Red Bull in the hummingbird feeder. I'm pretty sure I just saw one go back in time...
5. Bulls need to realize that when a matador waves his cape, he's scamming them. It's a huge red flag.
6. I bought a Monster energy drink for my wheelchair-ridden co-worker. It's a shame we don't sell Red Bull, because who needs legs when you could have wings?
7. Rob Ford too his Ex-Lax with Red Bull Rob Ford too his Ex-Lax with Red Bull.
   Now he's flying over Toronto raining down diarrhea.
8. Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
9. Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water.
   The result is now sold as Red Bull.
10. The Air-force Cadets get Red Bull in their ration packs Because apparently it gives them wings

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Red Bull One Liners

Which red bull one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with red bull? I can suggest the ones about red army and coca cola.

1. What do you get when you pour Red Bull onto a clock? A waste of time and energy.
2. I poured Red Bull into my CPAP machine... Got a full night's sleep in 45 minutes.
3. Did you hear about the kid who refused to drink his Red Bull.... Now he's grounded!
4. Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
5. Name 2 things that come in little cans? Red Bull and Catholic Priests
6. They say red bull gives you wings All it gave me was a heart attack
7. HD.TV///Philadelphia Union vs New York Red Bulls Live Streaming #FREEE#
8. Ever hear about the Jesus Bomb? Red bull and merlot
9. Red Bull tastes good Still better than monster
10. How do you get buffalo wings? You give a buffalo Red Bull.
11. My normally calm bull got angry today. It certainly was a red flag.
12. What is a police called on her period? red bull
13. Red Bull gives you wings... So what do you get when you drink Green Bull?
    Twigs!
14. Why does Felix Baumgartner needs parachute.. when Red Bull gives you wings.

Great Red Bull Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

What funny jokes about red bull you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean red dye jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make red bull pranks.