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Red Bull Jokes: A Collection of Funny Jokes About the Energy Drink

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Funniest Red Bull Short Jokes

Short red bull jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The red bull humour may include short energy drink jokes also.

  1. Thieves broke into my shop and stole 15 cases of Red Bull I don't know how these people sleep at night
  2. This morning I made my coffee using Red Bull instead of water... ...After 15 minutes on the highway I realized I left my car at home...
  3. I once mixed Red Bull and coffee After 20 minutes on highway I noticed that I forgot my car at home
  4. A group of teenagers robbed our local supermarket and stole 180 cans of red bull. I don't know how these people can sleep at night.
  5. I didn't sleep so well last night... So this morning I made my coffee with Red Bull instead of water.
    I made it halfway to work before I realized I forgot my car.
  6. Today I accidentally made my coffee with red bull instead of water. I got halfway to work before I realised I forgot my car.
  7. I woke up late one morning so I made my coffee using Red Bull instead of water I got halfway to work before I realized I forgot my car.
  8. Someone stole hundreds of cans of Red Bull from our local store. I don't know how they can sleep at night.
  9. A couple of guys stole hundreds of cans of Red Bull from our neighborhood store. I don't know how they can sleep at night.
  10. Someone broke into my local corner shop and stole 30 cases of Red Bull last night Honestly, I don't know how these people sleep at night

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Red Bull One Liners

Which red bull one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with red bull? I can suggest the ones about red army and coca cola.

  1. What do you get when you pour Red Bull onto a clock? A waste of time and energy.
  2. I poured Red Bull into my CPAP machine... Got a full night's sleep in 45 minutes.
  3. Did you hear about the kid who refused to drink his Red Bull.... Now he's grounded!
  4. Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
  5. Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
  6. Name 2 things that come in little cans? Red Bull and Catholic Priests
  7. They say red bull gives you wings All it gave me was a heart attack
  8. HD.TV///Philadelphia Union vs New York Red Bulls Live Streaming #FREEE#
  9. Ever hear about the Jesus Bomb? Red bull and merlot
  10. Red Bull tastes good Still better than monster
  11. How do you get buffalo wings? You give a buffalo Red Bull.
  12. My normally calm bull got angry today. It certainly was a red flag.
  13. What is a police called on her period? red bull
  14. Red Bull gives you wings... So what do you get when you drink Green Bull?
    Twigs!
  15. Why does Felix Baumgartner needs parachute.. when Red Bull gives you wings.

Red Bull joke, Why does Felix Baumgartner needs parachute..

Great Red Bull Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

What funny jokes about red bull you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean red dye jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make red bull pranks.

Ever since I was a kid I wanted to be good enough at skating, biking, surfing, or running to be chosen to represent a brand like Nike, Red Bull, or Under Armour. Recently the pandemic has allowed me to double down on recreation and hone my craft, and I finally got a sponsor.

Thanks Alcoholics Anonymous!

My coffee wasn't strong enough.

So, yesterday instead of using water, I brewed with Red Bull. I got halfway to work before I realised I'd forgotten my car.

Someone stole £5000 worth of Red Bull from a local delivery truck.

How do these people sleep at night?

Tried to make my coffee with Red Bull today...

I made it all the way to work before I realized I had forgotten my truck.

Thieves stole 30 crates of red bull from our local supermarket

I don't know how they sleep at night

Breaking news: £500,000 worth of red bull stolen in The UK

How do those b**... sleep at night?

This morning I mixed Red Bull with my coffee

This morning I mixed Red Bull with my coffee. I was more than half way to work before I realized that I forgot my car.

This morning I acidentally made my coffee with Red Bull instead of water.

I got half way to work before I realized I had forgotten my car.

This morning I was really tired, so I made my coffee with Red Bull instead of water.

I got halfway to work before I realized I forgot my car.
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Not really a joke, I just heard this years ago and it still makes me laugh.

Bunch of scumbags stole 20 crates of Red Bull from my local store...

I don't know how those b**... sleep at night...

I put Red Bull in the hummingbird feeder.

I'm pretty sure I just saw one go back in time...

I tried brewing my coffee with Red Bull instead of water.

I drank it and left my house to go to work. After 15 minutes I realized I forgot my car.

I once tried to pay for my food at h**... with an energy drink...

Apparently Red Bull doesn't give you wings.

Butterfly

I saw a butterfly with no wings today. I poured some Red Bull on it and BAM... it drowned

Accidentally made my coffee with Red Bull instead of water.

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I made it halfway to work before i realized i forgot my car.

This kid that used to pick on me would drink Red Bull and give literally everyone in the entire school a n**... super atomic w**..., even the teachers!

He was certainly a hyperbole

Bulls need to realize that when a matador waves his cape, he's scamming them.

It's a huge red flag.

I bought a Monster energy drink for my wheelchair-ridden co-worker.

It's a shame we don't sell Red Bull, because who needs legs when you could have wings?

James Dean had a tiring day at work

James Dean had a long and tiring day at work, so he decided to stop at a pub on the way home. He ordered a pint of Coors Light and some whiskey. Before the drinks were poured he changed his mind - instead of the pint he asked for a can of Red Bull. He was getting a Red Bull without a Coors!

What did the nerd say to the dirty energy drink stained window that he was cleaning?

Die Red-Bull s**...!

Red Bull joke, What did the nerd say to the dirty energy drink stained window that he was cleaning?

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