The Best 42 Red Bull Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Red Bull jokes. There are some red bull dingle jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these red bull pasture puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Red Bull Jokes and Puns

Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.

Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.

Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water.

The result is now sold as Red Bull.

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Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage.



We know this beverage as Red Bull.


I tried brewing my coffee with Red Bull instead of water.

I drank it and left my house to go to work. After 15 minutes I realized I forgot my car.

Bulls need to realize that when a matador waves his cape, he's scamming them.

It's a huge red flag.

Red Bull joke, Bulls need to realize that when a matador waves his cape, he's scamming them.

Rob Ford too his Ex-Lax with Red Bull

Rob Ford too his Ex-Lax with Red Bull.
Now he's flying over Toronto raining down diarrhea.

My coffee wasn't strong enough.

So, yesterday instead of using water, I brewed with Red Bull. I got halfway to work before I realised I'd forgotten my car.

Ever hear about the Jesus Bomb?

Red bull and merlot

Butterfly

I saw a butterfly with no wings today. I poured some Red Bull on it and BAM... it drowned

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I didn't sleep so well last night...

So this morning I made my coffee with Red Bull instead of water.

I made it halfway to work before I realized I forgot my car.

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I put Red Bull in the hummingbird feeder.

I'm pretty sure I just saw one go back in time...

Tried to make my coffee with Red Bull today...

I made it all the way to work before I realized I had forgotten my truck.

Someone broke into my local corner shop and stole 30 cases of Red Bull last night

Honestly, I don't know how these people sleep at night

Red Bull joke, Someone broke into my local corner shop and stole 30 cases of Red Bull last night

Name 2 things that come in little cans?

Red Bull and Catholic Priests

A group of teenagers robbed our local supermarket and stole 180 cans of red bull.

I don't know how these people can sleep at night.

Bunch of scumbags stole 20 crates of Red Bull from my local store...

I don't know how those bastards sleep at night...


This morning I made my coffee using Red Bull instead of water...

...After 15 minutes on the highway I realized I left my car at home...

This kid that used to pick on me would drink Red Bull and give literally everyone in the entire school a nasty super atomic wedgie, even the teachers!

He was certainly a hyperbole

This morning I mixed Red Bull with my coffee

This morning I mixed Red Bull with my coffee. I was more than half way to work before I realized that I forgot my car.

I once mixed Red Bull and coffee

After 20 minutes on highway I noticed that I forgot my car at home

They say red bull gives you wings

All it gave me was a heart attack

This morning I was really tired, so I made my coffee with Red Bull instead of water.

I got halfway to work before I realized I forgot my car.

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Not really a joke, I just heard this years ago and it still makes me laugh.

I poured Red Bull into my CPAP machine...

Got a full night's sleep in 45 minutes.

Did you hear about the kid who refused to drink his Red Bull....

Now he's grounded!

A couple of guys stole hundreds of cans of Red Bull from our neighborhood store.

I don't know how they can sleep at night.

Someone stole hundreds of cans of Red Bull from our local store.

I don't know how they can sleep at night.

Breaking news: £500,000 worth of red bull stolen in The UK

How do those bastards sleep at night?

Someone stole £5000 worth of Red Bull from a local delivery truck.

How do these people sleep at night?

I bought a Monster energy drink for my wheelchair-ridden co-worker.

It's a shame we don't sell Red Bull, because who needs legs when you could have wings?

What did the nerd say to the dirty energy drink stained window that he was cleaning?

Die Red-Bull Scum!

Energy drink company Red Bull have released a version for sexually frustrated people.

Blue Bull's out soon.

I once tried to pay for my food at Hooters with an energy drink...

Apparently Red Bull doesn't give you wings.

Thieves stole 30 crates of red bull from our local supermarket

I don't know how they sleep at night

James Dean had a tiring day at work

James Dean had a long and tiring day at work, so he decided to stop at a pub on the way home. He ordered a pint of Coors Light and some whiskey. Before the drinks were poured he changed his mind - instead of the pint he asked for a can of Red Bull. He was getting a Red Bull without a Coors!

This morning I acidentally made my coffee with Red Bull instead of water.

I got half way to work before I realized I had forgotten my car.

Ever since I was a kid I wanted to be good enough at skating, biking, surfing, or running to be chosen to represent a brand like Nike, Red Bull, or Under Armour. Recently the pandemic has allowed me to double down on recreation and hone my craft, and I finally got a sponsor.

Thanks Alcoholics Anonymous!

What do you get when you pour Red Bull onto a clock?

A waste of time and energy.

I woke up late one morning so I made my coffee using Red Bull instead of water

I got halfway to work before I realized I forgot my car.

Today I accidentally made my coffee with red bull instead of water.

I got halfway to work before I realised I forgot my car.

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