Red Bucket Jokes
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Whats red, looks like a bucket, shaped like a bucket and holds water?
A red bucket.
Whats blue, looks like a bucket, shaped like a bucket and holds water?
A red bucket in disguise.
My 8 year old son...the comedian.
Elmo gone wrong…
A new hire at Hasbro was assigned to quality control on the Tickle Me Elmo line.
After an hour, the line foreman saw the line grind to a stop. Frustrated workers are yelling, stepping away from the machines, and angrily looking towards the end of the line.
There is the new hire, furiously working with needle and thread, empty boxes and plush Elmos falling around her. The foreman goes over to see what the problem is, and finds a stack of red felt pieces and a bucket of marbles.
No, no!! I told you to give each Elmo two *test tickles!!*
I tried to donate blood to the Red Cross the other day...
...but they wouldn't accept it in a 5 gallon bucket.
They also said it had to be mine.
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What's the difference between a red bucket and a green s**...
One is a red bucket and one is a green s**....
What's red and looks like a bucket?
A red bucket.
Best joke my mother ever told
A red neck was walking back to his truck with a bucket full of fish when he is stopped by D.N.R. The agent asked to see his fishing license. The red neck asked what he needed a fishing license for. He was told he needed one to fish. The red neck says, "I wasn't fishin' These are my pet fish. I take them out every evenin' and let them swim around and when I whistle they jump back in my bucket." The agent just had to see this. They go back down to the water and the red neck dumps the fish back into the water. After quite a few minutes the D.N.R. agent asked the red neck when he was going to whistle for his fish. The red neck looks back at him and says, "what fish?"
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