The Best 8 Rectum Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Rectum jokes. There are some rectum inserted jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these rectum shove puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Rectum Jokes and Puns

A teacher is asking children how their weekend went...

And young Johnny said, "It was great, Miss! Me and my Dad went to the outback! We stuck big sticks of dynamite up cane toads' arses!"

The teacher replies, "Johnny! The correct term is 'rectum'."

"That's right, Miss! Wrecked 'em! Blew 'em to bits!"

What is the core of Uranus called

Urectum

Two Missionaries...

Two missionaries were ascending a hill in an expedition to convert the hostile unreached jungle inhabitants.

Since very few had ever returned alive from the unfriendly summit very little was known. The two agreed that the best way to win them over was with gifts from their food provisions.

They reached a pass where only one was able to ascend at a time. As the first man cleared the pass, he was immediately set upon by the natives. They took his large pack, pulled the large bunch of bananas out, and distributed them amongst themselves.

The natives began a strange ritual that involved shoving the bananas into their rectums and dancing about in a manner similar to the Māori Haka.

At first, the missionary was horrified by what he saw but he started to giggle and then broke into an hysterical cackle.

The dancings stopped and the leader said, "Why you laugh?"

The missionary said, "my friend is coming with pineapples!"

If you need a Gastroenterologist for a colonoscopy...

I can Rectum-end one.

What do you call a gay T-rex

T-rectum


I just tried an inverted yoga pose that my friend told me about...

it was highly rectum-ended

AutocorRectum

That part of your 'smart' device which completely mangles everything you just typoed.

What if Harry Potter hadn't used sectumsempra...

he had used rectumsepmra??

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the rectum colon puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working rectum esophagus piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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