Rectangle Jokes

30 rectangle jokes and hilarious rectangle puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rectangle that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Rectangle Short Jokes

Short rectangle jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rectangle humour may include short polygon jokes also.

  1. The bermuda triangle used to be known as the bermuda rectangle, until one of the sides mysteriously vanished.
  2. What does a black rectangle have in common with the girl I met last night? >!you tap it once and it's gone!<
  3. What do you call a rectangle that's full of blood? An erectangle
    (Came up with this in math class lol)
  4. I made six figures today... a square, rectangle, triangle, circle, hexagon, and a polyhedron.
  5. Just like not all rectangles are squares but all squares are rectangles.. Not all alcoholics are Irishmen, but all Irishmen are alcoholics!
  6. Why is it called Red Square called Red Square when it is shaped like a rectangle? Because in Soviet Russia, all sides are equal.
  7. A circle is circular, a triangle is triangular, a rectangle is rectangular, but a square is... You. You're a square.
  8. I was trying to buff my rectangle into a circle... I was trying to buff my rectangle into a circle, but I never got a round to it.
  9. I wish to go back to the time I had s**... with a Rectangle... was the best shape I'd ever been in.

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Rectangle One Liners

Which rectangle one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rectangle? I can suggest the ones about area and circle.

  1. What do you call a triangle that got OWNED? A rectangle.
  2. What happens when an angle gets itself into a car wreck? The angle becomes a rectangle
  3. What do you call a crushed angle? A RECTANGLE !
  4. What's Hugh Heffner's favorite shape? A Rectangle
  5. What do you call a rectangle that is standing up? An erectangle.
  6. What do you call a rectangle that lives in a swamp A shrektangle
  7. What do you call an excited rectangle? An erectangle.
  8. Did you see the Honda Element that crashed into the thicket of trees? It was a rectangle.
  9. The square has murdered a passing-by rectangle. He was sent to prism.
  10. What do you get if you give a triangle v**...? A rectangle
  11. What do you call two gay guys s**...? A rectangle

Rectangle joke, What do you call two gay guys s**...?

Hilarious Fun Rectangle Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about rectangle you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean corner jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rectangle pranks.

A blonde woman is speeding down an empty road when she's pulled over by a blonde cop. The cop walks up to her window and asks for her driver's license.

Driver's license? the blonde driver asks, somewhat confused.
You know, the little rectangle with your face on it that you keep in your purse, the blonde cop explains patiently.
Oh, that! the blonde driver exclaims. She digs around in her purse and finally pulls out a small rectangular mirror, which she hands to the blonde cop.
The blonde cop looks at the mirror and exclaims, Oh, I'm sorry, ma'am, you're free to go…I didn't realize you were a cop!

So, a blonde is pulled over by a blonde police officer

And the police officer says, " I'd like to see your license ma'am."
The blonde rummages through her bag and says, "I can't seem to find it."
The blonde police officer says "It's a rectangle that has you picture on it."
The blonde looks through her bag again and finds a mirror, looks at it and hands it to the police officer.
And the blonde police officer says "Sorry ma'am, I had no idea you were a cop too, go ahead."

Rectangle joke, What do you call an excited rectangle?