The Best 19 Rectangle Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Rectangle jokes. There are some rectangle quadratic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these rectangle erectangle puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Rectangle Jokes and Puns

The bermuda triangle used to be known as the bermuda rectangle,

until one of the sides mysteriously vanished.

What does a black rectangle have in common with the girl I met last night?

>!you tap it once and it's gone!<

What do you get if you give a triangle vodka?

A rectangle

Rectangle joke, What do you get if you give a triangle vodka?

I wish to go back to the time I had sex with a Rectangle...

...it was the best shape I'd ever been in.

What do you call a triangle that got OWNED?

A rectangle.


What do you call a rectangle that's full of blood?

An erectangle


(Came up with this in math class lol)

I made six figures today...

a square, rectangle, triangle, circle, hexagon, and a polyhedron.

Rectangle joke, I made six figures today...

What happens when an angle gets itself into a car wreck?

The angle becomes a rectangle

What do you call a crushed angle?

A RECTANGLE !

Just like not all rectangles are squares but all squares are rectangles..

Not all alcoholics are Irishmen, but all Irishmen are alcoholics!

What's Hugh Heffner's favorite shape?

A Rectangle

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What do you call a rectangle that is standing up?

An erectangle.

Why is it called Red Square called Red Square when it is shaped like a rectangle?

Because in Soviet Russia, all sides are equal.

So, a blonde is pulled over by a blonde police officer

And the police officer says, " I'd like to see your license ma'am."

The blonde rummages through her bag and says, "I can't seem to find it."

The blonde police officer says "It's a rectangle that has you picture on it."

The blonde looks through her bag again and finds a mirror, looks at it and hands it to the police officer.

And the blonde police officer says "Sorry ma'am, I had no idea you were a cop too, go ahead."

A circle is circular, a triangle is triangular, a rectangle is rectangular, but a square is...

You. You're a square.

What do you call a rectangle that lives in a swamp

A shrektangle

Rectangle joke, What do you call a rectangle that lives in a swamp

What do you call two gay guys scissoring?

A rectangle

What do you call an excited rectangle?

An erectangle.

I was trying to buff my rectangle into a circle...

I was trying to buff my rectangle into a circle, but I never got a round to it.


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