Rectal Thermometer Jokes
58 rectal thermometer jokes and hilarious rectal thermometer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rectal thermometer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Quick Jump To
Funniest Rectal Thermometer Short Jokes
Short rectal thermometer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rectal thermometer humour may include short thermometer jokes also.
- What happens when the thermometer breaks during your r**... examination? Mercury is in Uranus
- What's the difference between an o**... thermometer and a r**... thermometer? Mainly, the taste.
- A nurse goes to write something down, reaches into her pocket and takes out a r**... thermometer "Ugh, some a**...'s got my pen!"
- A nurse pulls a r**... thermometer out of her shirt pocket and says ... "d**..., some a**...'s got my pen."
- Do you know the difference between an o**... thermometer and a r**... thermometer? The Taste.
- A nurse takes a r**... thermometer out of her pocket. She says, "s**..., some a**... has my pen!"
- A nurse found a r**... thermometer in her pocket and thought... "Some a**...'s got my pen"
- A nurse goes to sign a discharge form and pulls a r**... thermometer out of her pocket. 'Oh great, some a**...'s got my pen.'
- A doctor reaches into her pocket looking for a pen and instead pulls out a r**... thermometer. She says to herself ... d**... some a**... took my pen
- A nurse pulls a r**... thermometer out of her pocket.... "Oh no, some a**... has my pen!"
Share These Rectal Thermometer Jokes With Friends
Rectal Thermometer One Liners
Which rectal thermometer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rectal thermometer? I can suggest the ones about room temperature and measuring tape.
- What's the difference between an o**... and r**... thermometer? The taste.
- The difference between an o**... and a r**... thermometer is all a matter of taste.
- What's the difference between o**... thermometer and r**... thermometer? The taste.
- How do you know if your using a r**... thermometer wrong? The taste.
- medical joke What is the difference between an o**... and r**... thermometer?
The taste. - How can you tell an o**... from a r**... thermometer? By the taste.
- How do you tell the difference between an o**... and a r**... thermometer? The taste.
Rectal Thermometer Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about rectal thermometer you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean thermos jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rectal thermometer pranks.
A nurse takes a r**... thermometer from her jacket pocket
"Great. Some a**...'s got my pen"
As he inserted the r**... thermometer, I got a painfully hard and obvious e**....
"Maybe you should wait outside whilst I examine your dog," said the vet.
As he inserted the r**... thermometer, I got a painfully hard and obvious e**....
As he inserted the r**... thermometer, I got a painfully hard and obvious e**....
"Maybe you should wait outside while I examine your dog," said the vet.
What did the Nurse say when she noticed she had a r**... thermometer in her pocket?
Some a**...'s got my pen.
A nurse walks into a bank...
A nurse walks into a bank totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. She grabs a deposit slip, pulls a r**... thermometer out of her purse, and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller and, without missing a beat, says, "well, that's great...some a**...'s got my pen."
Tired Nurse Joke
A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 12-hour shift.
Preparing to write a check, she pulls a r**... thermometer out of her purse and
Tries to write with it.
When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller and
Without missing a beat, she says . . .
''Well, that's great . . . Just great . . . Some a**...'s got my pen
A nurse puts her hand in her pocket, finds a r**... thermometer and exclaims....
"Some a**...'s got my pen!"
A nurse notices that a doctor is walking around with a r**... thermometer behind his ear. Embarrassed, she pulls him aside to discreetly inform him...
"Doctor," says the nurse, "you've got a r**... thermometer behind your ear."
The doctor pulls the thermometer from behind his ear and looks at it incredulously. "Nurse, do you know what this means? Some a**...'s got my pencil!"
A nurse is making her rounds through the halls of a hospital with a r**... thermometer tucked behind her ear...
As she goes to each room she gets plenty of strange looks from each of the patients, but none of them say anything. She finally walks past a doctor in the hall who stops her and asks "what's that you've got behind your ear?" she pulls it out and looks at in surprise, then exclaims "d**...! Some a**...'s got my pencil!"
As she slid in the r**... thermometer I got a throbbing and very noticeable e**.... I did my best to hide it but...
...the vet said that it would probably be better if I waited outside while she took my dog's temperature.
A doctor walks into a bank.
Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a r**... thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tries to 'write' with it.
Realizing his mistake, he looks at the thermometer with annoyance and says, "Well that's great, just great...some a**...'s got my pen."
Nurse walking down a hallway reaches into her pocket and pulls out a r**... thermometer...
She says, "Great, some a**...'s got my pen."
Nurse finds a r**... thermometer in her pocket...,
Thinks to herself. "Well, some a**...'s got my pen."
Another you say?
What's the difference between r**... and o**... thermometers.
Taste.
A good nurse always carries a pen
A nurse was walking the ward when she noticed a r**... thermometer in her shirt pocket. "Some a**... has my pen", she muttered to herself.
As he inserted the r**... thermometer [n**...]
As he inserted the r**... thermometer, I got a painfully hard and obvious e**...
"Maybe you should wait outside whilst I examine your dog," said the vet.
A doctor at work
A doctor's at work and has to sign some papers. He reaches into his breast pocket to get a pen and, to his surprise, pulls out a r**... thermometer instead. "Some a**...'s got my pen!", he exclaims.
*Edited on the suggestion of /u/c**...-hooks*
A patient walks into a doctor's office...
...seeking a prescription, and he can't help but notice that the doctor's writing on his clipboard with a r**... thermometer.
Not wanting to be rude, the man speaks up politely, "Uh, doc', not tryna' be impolite, but you're writing with a r**... thermometer."
The doctor pulls up his glasses, looks at the thermometer and replies, "Ah, some a**...'s got my pen."
A doctor rushes out of the hospital to sign a contract at his lawyer's office. Reaching into his jacket pocket he pulls out a r**... thermometer...
"d**..., some a**...'s got my pen again!"
A nurse reaches into her pocket...
A nurse reaches into her pocket and pulls out a r**... thermometer.
"Oh no, some arseholes got my pen."
A nurse began writing a letter with a r**... thermometer
When she realised it wasn't working she exclaimed:
'Dammit, some a**... has my pen!'
A nurse needed to write something down…
She reached to her pocket but only found a r**... thermometer. "Some a**...'s got my pen!" She exclaimed.
A doctor walks into a bank...
When he goes to sign a check, he pulls a r**... thermometer out of his pocket. He looks up at the banker and says "Dang it, some ***hole has my pen!"
My doctor was having trouble writing my prescription
I said: "Doctor, you've got a r**... thermometer in your hand!"
He replied: "d**...! Some a**...'s got my pen!"
Deleted and reposting myself due to a typo in the title
A proctologist ate at a fine restaurant.
When the check came, he pulled out a r**... thermometer and, annoyed, said "d**..., some dirty b**...'s got my pen!"
Proctologist walks into a bank
A proctologist walked into a bank. Preparing to sign a deposit slip, he pulled a r**... thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to write with it. Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said, "Well that's great, just great! Some a**...'s got my pen!"
What's the only difference between an o**... and r**... thermometer?
The taste!
To my Wife: Please wash your thermometer after every use...
A nurse finds a r**... thermometer in her pocket
The first thing she thinks is "Some a**...'s got my pen"
What's the difference between an o**... and a r**... thermometer?
The taste.
(My dad loves this joke. He loves jokes that are slightly dirty and involve doctors, nurses, nuns or priests. Anyone got any more?)
Bonus joke:
A doctor is doing his rounds at the hospital, going from patient to patient. He turns to a nurse and asks, "Sister, have you got a pen?"
The nurse reaches into her pocket and pulls out a thermometer. "Oh no," she says, "some a**...'s got my pen."
A nurse goes to make a note on a chart, but when she reaches into her pocket, she pulls out a r**... thermometer.
Annoyed, she mutters to herself, "d**..., some a**... has got my pen."
Doctor walks into a bank to make a deposit....
Teller says, Can you sign the deposit slip please? .
Doctor reaches into his pocket and brings out a r**... thermometer. He looks at it and then shakes his head. Aw c**... he says, some a**...'s got my pen!
A nurse walks into a bank…
A nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after a 2 back to back 12 hour shifts.
She grabs a deposit slip, pulls a r**... thermometer out of her purse, and tries to write with it.
When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the surprised teller and, without missing a beat, says, "Well that's just great! Some a**...'s got my pen!"
What did the nurse say when she found a r**... thermometer in her pocket?
Some a**... has my pen!
A proctologist is at the bank trying to sign a check, but his pen just won't work...
He looks down at the pen and realizes that it's not a pen, but rather a r**... thermometer.
He says, "Great! Now some a**... has my pen!"
Do you know the difference from a r**... thermometer and a regular thermometer?
The taste ._.