The Best 5 Rect Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Rect jokes. There are some rect paperwork jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these rect hear puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Rect Jokes and Puns

I had a rectal exam once.

It didn't go so well.

Apparently the doctor was having a bit of trouble with some blockage, so he put one hand on my shoulder to help with leverage. I could tell it was going badly when he put his other hand on my shoulder as well.

How do you know if your using a rectal thermometer wrong?

The taste.

Have you ever had a rectal exam?

I didn't want one, but my uncle was kind enough to give me one.

If you have rectal cancer and it's treated with radiation therapy...

Is that a Rem job?

Just like not all rectangles are squares but all squares are rectangles..

Not all alcoholics are Irishmen, but all Irishmen are alcoholics!


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the rect classic jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working rect punchline piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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