The Best 14 Recruitment Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Recruitment jokes. There are some recruitment job jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these recruitment employment puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Recruitment Jokes and Puns

Army commando recruitment - from India

A Man was being interviewed for the post of a Commando in Army.

Interviewer: "We want a person with a suspicious mind; always alert, merciless; ready to attack; high sense of hearing & most importantly; having a killer instinct. So Do you think you are eligible?"

Man: "No Sir; but can my Wife apply?"

At an ISIS recruitment centre...

Interviewer: Name?

Recruit: Saaed Bin Hasrat.

Interviewer: Sex?

Recruit: Often twice a day.

Interviewer: No, no. Male or female?

Recruit: Male, female, sometimes camel, mostly sheep.

A girl from the recruitment agency called.

She said, "Sir, I have three openings for you."

I said, "I know."

She hung up.

Recruitment joke, A girl from the recruitment agency called.

Received a call from the recruitment consultant. She said to me: "Sir i have two openings for you".

I replied: Yes. I know

There was a long silence and then she said: asshole

I replied: I prefer the other one.

An Original Joke

X-Men Recruitment Interviews

Professor X: What's your superpower?

Me: Hindsight

Professor X: Isn't this joke stolen?

Me: Yes, I see that now


My local feminist charity is hiring. I found their recruitment slogan to be a bit counterintuitive...

"Girl power needs manpower."

I recently started a recruitment agency that only deals with the underground mining industry.

It's called, Staff It Where The Sun Don't Shine.

Recruitment joke, I recently started a recruitment agency that only deals with the underground mining industry.

Fortune Teller recruitment

Come if you are accepted for the job

I had a meeting with my boss today. He said "are we going to discuss sales figures followed by recruitment?"

Did he just assume my agenda?

A Japanese man wished to join the knights of England.

The recruitment official turned him away, however, stating that there can not be any chinks in their knights' armor.

This recruitment company asked me what I thought about voluntary work

I said "I wouldn't do it if you paid me"

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How did the recruitment consultant get fired?

He just applied himself

As the recruitment manager for a large firm, I don't like to hire unlucky people

So I throw every second job application I receive into the rubbish bin

Mexican drug lords now have ig and keep posting selfies with stacks of money, mansions and yachts. I think the army...

could really learn something from that recruitment campaign.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the recruitment elite jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working recruitment recruiter piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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