Recreation Jokes
21 recreation jokes and hilarious recreation puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about recreation that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh out loud with this collection of hilarious Recreation Jokes! From activities in parks and recreation to pastime and recreational therapy, these witty jokes about recreation activities will keep you entertained. Find out how much fun recreation can be with these funny jokes!
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Funniest Recreation Short Jokes
Short recreation jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The recreation humour may include short entertainment jokes also.
- Apparently my attempt at recreating authentic Middle Eastern recipe gave everyone food poisoning... I falafel.
- Honestly 2017 should be recreated as a haunted house attraction. But instead of being scared, You get angry and offended.
- There's a fine line between being a drug addict and a recreational user... ...and I snorted the whole thing.
- How we know that God is not an engineer When designing the human body, an engineer would not run a sewer line through a recreational area.
- I think I might move to Great Britain in a few years. I've always wanted to live in a live recreation of 1984.
- A scientist tried to recreate the Chernobyl disaster using only transparent gases It was a new, clear reaction.
- My friend, upon hearing that Chris Pratt will be in the new Jurassic World film... Are you looking forward to Jurassic Parks and Recreation?
- Quitting recreational drugs made me lose most of my friends. They said that without shrooms I wasn't a.. Funghi
- I told someone I supplement with nootropics. They asked if I take them for a certain problem. I said no, they're for recreational purposes .
I guess you can say, I take them for the phenubit. - They rebuilt our amusement park after it burned down. It's now called the recreation park.
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Recreation One Liners
Which recreation one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with recreation? I can suggest the ones about amusement and tourism.
- My friend takes helium recreationally. He speaks very highly about it.
- My friend said he recreated the Wow! Signal, but it was fake. It was a Sham Wow!
- Some people clone professionally... Some do it for re-creational purposes.
- What's Neymar's favorite hobby? Recreational diving.
- What is a reptile's favorite recreational drug? Mar-iguana.
- What is the difference between recreation and procreation? Birth control.
- What's Mark Zuckerberg's favourite recreational sport? Fishing
- Which branch of local government do pigs work at? Porks and Recreation.
- What's Santa Claus's favorite recreational drug? Candycain
*badum* - I'd try to recreate hotline miami But I'd fall in a sink hole.
Happy Recreation Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about recreation you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hobby jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make recreation pranks.
Three Engineers are having an argument...
The first says: "God must be a mechanical engineer -- just look at the joints in the human body."
The second says: "God is an electrical engineer -- just look at the nervous system."
The third says: "God has to be a civil engineer -- who else would run a waste disposal pipeline through a perfectly good recreational area?"
God the Engineer
Three engineers are having lunch and discussing what kind of engineer God is. The mechanical engineer says, "God must be a mechanical engineer, look at the complex structures of the body!" The electrical engineer says, "No, look at the electrical processes of the body, which the brain could not operate without, he must be an electrical engineer." The civil engineer says, "You're both wrong, he had to be a civil engineer. Who else would run a waste line through a recreational area?"
Three engineers were arguing.
The mechanical engineer, the electrical engineer, and the civil engineer. They were arguing about what sort of an engineer God must be.
"Well, God must be a mechanical engineer, because look at the human skeleton. Look at all the stress it's able to absorb."
"But look at the nervous system. Look at all the wiring. God must be an electrical engineer."
"Well, God must be a civil engineer, because only a civil engineer would run a liquid waste disposal unit right through a major recreational facility."
Three Engineers are eating lunch together and arguing.
The mechanical engineer is adamant that God must be a mechanical engineer because the human body is so well designed. The software engineer is just as sure that God must be a software engineer as the human mind is the most sophisticated software in the known universe. Suddenly they stop arguing and look at the civil engineer, "you've been awefully quiet?"
"Well it's pretty obvious that God isn't a civil engineer. No civil engineer would combine a recreational area with a sewage treatment plant."
Recreational tampons...
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while in the joint. On the bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did you bring?" The second convict pulled out a box of paints and said that was going to paint anything he could. Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?" The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and said, "I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire..." The third convict was sitting quietly aside when the other two took notice of him and asked, "What did you bring?" The guy pulled out a box of tampons, smiled. and said, "I brought these." The other two were puzzled and asked, "Why did you bring those things?" He grinned and pointed to the box and said;
"Well according to the box, I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller-skating...."
Ever since I was a kid I wanted to be good enough at skating, biking, surfing, or running to be chosen to represent a brand like Nike, Red Bull, or Under Armour. Recently the pandemic has allowed me to double down on recreation and hone my craft, and I finally got a sponsor.
Thanks Alcoholics Anonymous!
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A guy walks into a psychiatric ward to visit his old man.
As he sits down in the recreation room with his dad, he spots a schizophrenic kid standing on the table.
The kid starts targeting each person in the room, busting out the freshest, most incredible 'yo mama' jokes he's ever heard; true originality at its best.
"That's incredible," he says to his old man, "That kid's got an insane dis ability!"
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The real reason Washington state passed Gay-marriage and recreational m**... use.
Because the bible says when two men lie together, they should be s**....
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Word of the Bible
Whoever lies with a man as with a woman must be s**....
--- fortunately both recreational activities are legal in Canada
