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Im surprised that Roy Moore wants a recount; a large gap in number had never bothered him before.

Get it?

I think there should be a vote recount.

It'll be awesome to see Trump lose twice.

My jokes never get any upvotes........

I demand a recount.

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Why did the p**... demand a recount?

He objected to the polled answers.

Roy Moore demands recount!

Nope, she was still 14

Roy Moore missed the New Years Eve countdown.

He's demanding a recount.

Doctors say Rudy Giuliani's white blood cells count was low

but he's demanding a recount.

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If the voting recount flips the outcome of the election, I have the perfect guy to call Trump and tell him that he's no longer going to be President...

Steve Harvey.
"I have to apologize.....the 1st runner-up, is Trump. The next President of the United States is...Hillary Clinton!"
*DEEP INHALE*
"***WRONG***"

Marine Le Pen, recount the vote!

I do not trust Arabic numbers, use Roman numerals.

I don't see why Roy Moore wants a recount.

Once the number goes past 16 he loses interest.

Recount joke, I don't see why Roy Moore wants a recount.

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