The Best 13 Recount Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Recount jokes. There are some recount tell jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these recount story puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Recount Jokes and Puns

Im surprised that Roy Moore wants a recount; a large gap in numbers had never bothered him before.

Get it?

I think there should be a vote recount.

It'll be awesome to see Trump lose twice.

My jokes never get any upvotes........

I demand a recount.

Recount joke, My jokes never get any upvotes........

Roy Moore demands recount!

Nope, she was still 14

Roy Moore missed the New Years Eve countdown.

He's demanding a recount.


Doctors say Rudy Giuliani's white blood cells count was low

but he's demanding a recount.

If the voting recount flips the outcome of the election, I have the perfect guy to call Trump and tell him that he's no longer going to be President...

Steve Harvey.

"I have to apologize.....the 1st runner-up, is Trump. The next President of the United States is...Hillary Clinton!"

*DEEP INHALE*

"***WRONG***"

Recount joke, If the voting recount flips the outcome of the election, I have the perfect guy to call Trump and te

Roy Moore demanded a recount

The results came back that she was 14 and a half.

I'm really surprised that Roy Moore wants a recount in the Alabama election

Large gaps in numbers haven't seemed to bother him before.

I don't see why Roy Moore wants a recount.

Once the number goes past 16 he loses interest.

Why does Roy Moore want a recount of the election?

He thinks Alabama is playing hard to get

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Marine Le Pen, recount the vote!

I do not trust Arabic numbers, use Roman numerals.

Florida voting recount has finally been completed.

Turns out the winner was actually Al Gore.

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