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25 record player jokes and hilarious record player puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about record player that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Record Player Short Jokes

Short record player jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The record player humour may include short record album jokes also.

  1. Why did the accordion player get thrown out of the band? They found out they could save space and sound better by using a recording instead.
  2. What do you call a cow that has a record player, tight pants, and thick brimmed glasses? A hip-steer.

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Record Player One Liners

Which record player one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with record player? I can suggest the ones about record and player.

  1. Aaron Hernandez set a new nfl record Longest hang time by a player who doesn't punt
  2. This girl just spilt ice all over my record player. I played it cool.
  3. What do you call a fake record player? A phonygraph
  4. You ever hear an audiobook on a record player? It's really page turning
  5. After finally fixing my record players, It's funny how the tables turn.
  6. People hate me for buying a record player... But I think it was a sound investment
  7. How do you return a bad record player? Angrily...
    No, scratch that.
    Crossly.
  8. What does a record player do online? Looks at phonography
  9. What do you call it when a black person talks into a record player? Criminal Records.

Record Player Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about record player you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean piano player jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make record player pranks.

Today I brought home a record I found at Goodwill. It was called "Sounds Wasps Make"...

I put it on my record player and thought, "This doesn't sound anything like wasps!" Then I realized I was playing the bee side.

A journalist asked Tim Cook why iPhones are so expensive

"Well", said Tim Cook, "that's because the iPhone replaces a whole bunch of devices. A phone, a camera, a watch, a music player, a video player, a PDA, a voice recorder, a GPS navigator, a flashlight, a calculator, a portable gaming console, and many other things. Surely, a high price is worth paying to replace so many devices!"

"Then why are Androids so much cheaper?", asked the journalist.

"Because," said Tim Cook, "an Android replaces just one device. The iPhone."

Conceived on a washing machine

A man walks into the doctors office and he's shaking vigorously. He asks the doctor:
"Doctor, I was conceived on a washing machine, could that have anything to do with my shaking?"
The doctor looks at him an says:
"No way, I was conceived on a record player and as you can see there is nothing wrong with, wrong with me, wrong with..."

In the 90's Arsenal Soccer Club

Had a player called David d**.... When he was injured,the Newspaper wrote"arsenal to play without d**...". The coach was upset so the Newspaper changed the headline to read"Arsenal to play with d**... out"... A record number of women attended the match

Why is there a broken phonograph in the Baseball Hall of Fame?

Because it was a record player.
I'm tired and rebuilding a Victrola. If this is a repost, then good, all the ancient aliens people can s**... it with their "evidence". Sometimes multiple people just get the same idea for fuckall reason.