Record Player Jokes
25 record player jokes and hilarious record player puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about record player that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Record Player Short Jokes
Short record player jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The record player humour may include short record album jokes also.
- Why did the accordion player get thrown out of the band? They found out they could save space and sound better by using a recording instead.
- What do you call a cow that has a record player, tight pants, and thick brimmed glasses? A hip-steer.
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Record Player One Liners
Which record player one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with record player? I can suggest the ones about record and player.
- Aaron Hernandez set a new nfl record Longest hang time by a player who doesn't punt
- This girl just spilt ice all over my record player. I played it cool.
- What do you call a fake record player? A phonygraph
- You ever hear an audiobook on a record player? It's really page turning
- After finally fixing my record players, It's funny how the tables turn.
- People hate me for buying a record player... But I think it was a sound investment
- How do you return a bad record player? Angrily...
No, scratch that.
Crossly. - What does a record player do online? Looks at phonography
- What do you call it when a black person talks into a record player? Criminal Records.
Record Player Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about record player you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean piano player jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make record player pranks.
A journalist asked Tim Cook why iPhones are so expensive
"Well", said Tim Cook, "that's because the iPhone replaces a whole bunch of devices. A phone, a camera, a watch, a music player, a video player, a PDA, a voice recorder, a GPS navigator, a flashlight, a calculator, a portable gaming console, and many other things. Surely, a high price is worth paying to replace so many devices!"
"Then why are Androids so much cheaper?", asked the journalist.
"Because," said Tim Cook, "an Android replaces just one device. The iPhone."
Conceived on a washing machine
A man walks into the doctors office and he's shaking vigorously. He asks the doctor:
"Doctor, I was conceived on a washing machine, could that have anything to do with my shaking?"
The doctor looks at him an says:
"No way, I was conceived on a record player and as you can see there is nothing wrong with, wrong with me, wrong with..."
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In the 90's Arsenal Soccer Club
Had a player called David d**.... When he was injured,the Newspaper wrote"arsenal to play without d**...". The coach was upset so the Newspaper changed the headline to read"Arsenal to play with d**... out"... A record number of women attended the match
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Why is there a broken phonograph in the Baseball Hall of Fame?
Because it was a record player.
I'm tired and rebuilding a Victrola. If this is a repost, then good, all the ancient aliens people can s**... it with their "evidence". Sometimes multiple people just get the same idea for fuckall reason.
A wasp expert was walking past a old records store in the mall....
when out of the corner of his eye he saw a beautiful looking record with a giant wasp design on it's sleeve. Upon closer inspection he learns that it is actually a collection of all the known species of wasps and the sounds their wings make when they fly. The wasp expert, who was very curious, went ahead and bought the record along with a cheap portable record player and immediately started listening to it when he got home. As he listened to the record however he noticed something peculiar, none of the flight sounds were wasps! The wasp expert immediately takes the record back to the store from where he had gotten it and asks for an explanation. The store keeper simply says,"relax, you were on the "B"side of the record."