Record Longest Jokes

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1. How did the summer solstice break a world record? It went the longest day without taking a nap!
2. Maybe the ChatGPT servers are just trying to break the world record for longest online conversation.
3. Remember the two friends who got the world record for longest staring contest? Yeah? Well turns out they aren't seeing eye to eye anymore.
4. A man with the biggest lungs may have broken the record for Longest Held Breath . The judges are still adjusting for inflation.
5. Did you hear.. Person 1: Did you hear about the man who got the world record for the longest bogey?
   Person 2: Nope, who was it?
   Person 1: A Scottish man, called Ronnie Knowes.
6. Spencer Chamberlain holds the Guinness record for longest scream at 17 seconds, with the song "Given Up." He was awarded posthumously.
7. Q: Why is the longest human nose on record only 11 inches Long?
   A: Because if it will 12 inches then it will a foot.
8. Of course a Canadian s**... shattered the record for the longest confirmed kill in history.... ...they stay as far away from the fight as possible. Sorry.

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Record Longest One Liners

Which record longest one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with record longest? I can suggest the ones about longest running and world record.

1. Aaron Hernandez set a new nfl record Longest hang time by a player who doesn't punt
2. Who holds the record for longest time trapped in a cave with a soccer team? It's a Thai
3. They just released the longest album ever It's a new record
4. A man who breaks the world record for longest survived coma is rewarded with atrophy
5. What did the record holder for the world's longest coma get? A trophy
6. What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol? My record is 21 years.

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