The Best 3 Reconstruction Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Reconstruction jokes. There are some reconstruction facial jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these reconstruction appendectomy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Reconstruction Jokes and Puns

My wife went into hospital last night after an acid attack, "Will I still be attractive?" She sobbed.

The doctor had a quick look, and said, "Sure, but you may have to have some facial reconstruction and wear a mask.... How does that sound to you?"

"Not good!" My wife replied, "The acid only hit me on my leg."

Burn unit

I asked the doctor what they did with all the foreskins after circumcisions, he told me that years ago they would send them to the burn unit for people with facial burns for eyelid reconstruction. I asked, why did they stop? He says, because ask the patients ended up looking cockeyed

My wife recently got vaginal reconstruction surgery but she refuses to talk to me about it.

She is being so tight-lipped!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the reconstruction undergo jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working reconstruction surgeries piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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