Make light of your recovery with these knee, breast, and recovery reconstruction jokes! Whether you are in the process of getting a knee or breast reconstruction surgery or have already finished your recovery process - these jokes about renovations, surgeries, and treatments will have you in fits of laughter.
Cheeky Reconstruction Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
My wife went into hospital last night after an acid attack, "Will I still be attractive?" She sobbed.
The doctor had a quick look, and said, "Sure, but you may have to have some f**... reconstruction and wear a mask.... How does that sound to you?"
"Not good!" My wife replied, "The acid only hit me on my leg."
Burn unit
I asked the doctor what they did with all the foreskins after circumcisions, he told me that years ago they would send them to the burn unit for people with f**... burns for eyelid reconstruction. I asked, why did they stop? He says, because ask the patients ended up looking cockeyed
My wife recently got v**... reconstruction surgery but she refuses to talk to me about it.
Remember that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes that make girls laugh. Many of the reconstruction construction puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When a joke goes too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke becomes inappropriate.
We suggest you to use only working reconstruction undergo piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and make them laugh.
