Reconstruction Jokes
4 reconstruction jokes and hilarious reconstruction puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about reconstruction that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Make light of your recovery with these knee, breast, and recovery reconstruction jokes! Whether you are in the process of getting a knee or breast reconstruction surgery or have already finished your recovery process - these jokes about renovations, surgeries, and treatments will have you in fits of laughter.
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Cheeky Reconstruction Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What is a good reconstruction joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
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Bragging Doctors
Doc 1 bragged, "I had a patient once who blew out his ACL & MCL. I reconstructed his knee, and 2 years later he completed the Boston marathon."
Doc 2 replied, "That's nothing! I had a patient who was in a head-on collision with a truck. I reconstructed virtually all of his joints and more, and later he won an Olympic gold medal in the decathlon."
Doc 3 chucked condescendingly. "Child's play. I had a patient who was in a horrible e**.... He was blown to bits. All they found was a huge, gaping a**.... I put a suit and tie on it, and now he's the owner and general manager of the Dallas Cowboys!"
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My wife went into hospital last night after an acid attack, "Will I still be attractive?" She sobbed.
The doctor had a quick look, and said, "Sure, but you may have to have some f**... reconstruction and wear a mask.... How does that sound to you?"
"Not good!" My wife replied, "The acid only hit me on my leg."
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Burn unit
I asked the doctor what they did with all the foreskins after circumcisions, he told me that years ago they would send them to the burn unit for people with f**... burns for eyelid reconstruction. I asked, why did they stop? He says, because ask the patients ended up looking cockeyed
I had reconstructive bone surgery
It wasn't Humerus
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