Reconnected Jokes
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A son, who had rejected his father's wish for him to follow in his footsteps as an ornithologist and left home as a young man, returns many years later. After dinner, the two go for a walk.
The son sees a large bird flying overhead. Out of a sincere desire to reconnect, he points it out, and says, "Father, is that a hawk?"
Understanding the gesture, the father does not want to correct his son by informing him that it is actually a vulture. Instead, he offers a hint.
"Carrion, my wayward son."
Saw my Long Lost Siamese Twin Today
It was good to reconnect.
"Look, I know I'm just a deep dish filled with dough, tomato sauce, and mozzarella cheese... But you should really reconnect with your father."
"Hey! That's a little personal, pan pizza!"
Facebook is telling me to "reconnect" with my brother...hmmm, I see him everyday
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