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What did the President say, when he wanted to reconcile with his long-lost friend over the phone?
James Comey.
Recently reconciled with my brother after a long conflict.
I apologised for slashing his tires, and he regretted breaking some of my home appliances.
But hey, it's all water under the fridge now.
My Ex-Wife
My ex-wife and I could not reconcile our marriage because of religious differences.
She thought she was God.
I disagreed.
After years of silence, what did Lance Armstrong say to reconcile with his doctor?
Hey Doc, how bout we give it another shot?
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A Priest and a Rabbi are driving towards each other on the highway...
When all of a sudden a tire blows out on the Rabbi's car and they c**... into each other head on. They both get out of the vehicle and by some miracle they both suffer no injuries while both cars are wrecked beyond belief.
the rabbi says "wow this really must of beens god's work to keep us both alive and unharmed"
priest " i know, even though we may have disagreements with some things, we both can agree that god is looking out for us"
the Rabbi goes over to the wreckage and sees a bottle of wine that managed to survive the c**... and says to the priest
"not only did we both come out unharmed so did this bottle of wine, it must be a sign from god to put aside our differences and reconcile over a glass of wine.
priest " i agree"
so the rabbi opens up the bottle and hands it to the priest. The priest takes the bottle and drinks about half and gives it back to the rabbi.
the rabbi goes " thats ok, i wont drink it till the cops come"
What did one hair say to another when they were reconciled?
"I reckon that we're ciliated"
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