The Best 11 Recoil Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Recoil jokes. There are some recoil kneecap jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these recoil dune puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Recoil Jokes and Puns

My therapist asked me what I'd feel if I shot someone.

"Recoil", I calmly answered.

People these days recoil at the idea of brain transplants becoming possible in the near future.

Just wait until we develop the technology. They'll change their minds.

A blonde comes home early from work to find her husband in bed with another woman.

Shocked and furious, she pulls out a gun from her purse and points it at the couple on the bed. They recoil in fear.

But after a few seconds, the expression on the blondes face shifts from rage to one of sadness and despair.

She turns the gun away from the couple and points it at her own head.

Seeing this, her husband cries out, "Honey, wait...don't!"

She screams back at him, "Shut up! You're next!"

Recoil joke, A blonde comes home early from work to find her husband in bed with another woman.

A vegan asked me what i felt when shooting a deer. I said..


A reporter asked an army sniper what he felt when shooting a Taliban terrorist

He shrugged and replied, "Recoil"

A reporter once asked a Marine sniper...

"What do you feel whenever you shoot an enemy?"

The Marine shrugged and replied "recoil".

Its a hit or miss when taking a girl out

I compensated for wind and recoil though.

Recoil joke, Its a hit or miss when taking a girl out

What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?


A reporter asks a sniper "what did you feel when you shoot those Taliban freedom fighters?"

He replied "recoil"

I used to recoil from gardening

until I grew a pear.

A sniper was getting interviewed

One of the questions they asked him was, "What do you feel when you kill someone?"

The sniper just looks at them and says, "Recoil."

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