The Best 11 Recognizes Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Recognizes jokes. There are some recognizes acknowledge jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these recognizes identify puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Recognizes Jokes and Puns

I'm not afraid of getting Alzheimer's because it's like being famous.

You don't recognize anybody, but everybody recognizes you.

A man who recogizes his mistakes when wrong is wise. A man that recognizes his mistake when he is right is...


A man sees a millionaire he recognizes on the street.

The man goes up to the millionaire and says, "Sir, I have been working hard for so long and I still don't have much money, will you please tell me your secret to becoming a millionaire?"

The millionaire pauses for a moment and responds, "my wife."

The man was taken aback. "What were you before you met her?"

The millionaire sadly responded, "a billionaire."

Recognizes joke, A man sees a millionaire he recognizes on the street.

Chuck Norris joke cause it's been a long time.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

At a small London pub,

3 girls are chatting. An Englishman hears them and notices their distinctive accent that he so easily recognizes. He approaches then smoothly and asks: "are you girls from Scotland?"

In a condescending tone, one of them turns around and says: "It's Wales, idiot!"

"Oh I'm sorry, are you whales from Scotland?"

A rope walks into a bar...

The bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." The rope gets really mad and storms out, he scrunches over, gets all twisted up and pulls at his hair in frustration. The next day the rope goes back to the bar. The bartender looks at him thinking he recognizes him, he asks "aren't you that rope from yesterday?" The rope responds "I'm a frayed knot."

A man walks into a bar...

...and the bartender recognizes the man as a regular.

He says to the man, "Hey, you come drink here a lot, how about a drink on the house?".

The man replies to the bartender, "Sorry, but, I forgot my ladder".

Recognizes joke, A man walks into a bar...

A man walking down the street thinks he recognizes someone.

Don't I know you from Toledo?
I've never been to Toledo.
Neither have I. Hmm, must have been two other people.

The Vatican finally recognizes Palestine…

Palestine replied, "Dude. We've met like six times."

Two distraught mexicans walk into a bar

when the bartender recognizes them, he goes "Ah, Desperados!"

Father's Mustache

Son: Dad when you die, I'm going to have that mustache shaved off so nobody recognizes you in the coffin.
Dad: It'll already be gone.
Son: What do you mean?
Dad: I'm an organ donor, somebody is gonna want it.

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the recognizes glance jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working recognizes grabs piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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