Recluse Jokes
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I had a one night stand with a recluse on tinder
She gave me hermit c**...
What do you call a spider that avoids other spiders?
A recluse
A man had the most dangerous spider in the world, a Brown Recluse, stuck in his keyboard.
He called his wife about it.
"Hey honey, I have a venomous spider in my house!" He said.
"Oh my God, are you okay?" His wife asked.
"Yes, I have it under CTRL."
Everyone talks about Peter Parker because he was lucky enough to get bitten by the cool kind of radioactive spider...
My buddy Dave got bit by a radioactive brown recluse, and he just turned into a shut in.
I asked a recluse if he had a girlfriend
He said he would introduce me to her and reached for a handshake.
What do you call an organized recluse
Neet and tidy
Beethoven became a recluse after he went deaf.
Either that or he just couldn't hear the doorbell
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