The Best 5 Recklessly Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Recklessly jokes. There are some recklessly wildly jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these recklessly inappropriately puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Recklessly Jokes and Puns

A policeman pulls over a man driving recklessly

The policeman asks "How high are you?"

The man says "No sir, it's 'Hi, how are you?'."

A man is pulled over for recklessly speeding at 3am

The police officer demands to know: where are you rushing to at 3am?

The man answers: to hear a lecture.

The police officer asks: a lecture??? Who the hell is giving a lecture at this hour of the night?!?!

The man responds: **my wife!!!**

What did the muslim man say as he was driving recklessly and passing other cars at dawn?

"Sorry, gotta go fast"

I don't want my son buying Grand Theft Auto. Having sex with prostitutes, stealing from innocent people, driving recklessly...

I can teach him about these for free.

What did the pirate say to his plane-flying prostitute who was flying recklessly?

"Land, hoe!"


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the recklessly hoe jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working recklessly stupidly piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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