Reckless Jokes

18 reckless jokes and hilarious reckless puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about reckless that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Reckless Short Jokes

Short reckless jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The reckless humour may include short careless jokes also.

  1. A policeman pulls over a man driving recklessly The policeman asks "How high are you?"
    The man says "No sir, it's 'Hi, how are you?'."
  2. The woman's bumper sticker claimed she was pro-life... ...but her reckless driving suggested otherwise.
  3. A cop pulled over a guy for reckless meandering driving The cop walked up to the driver window and asked - "how high are you?"
    The guy replied - "No officer, it's 'Hi, how're you?"
  4. What did the muslim man say as he was driving recklessly and passing other cars at dawn? "Sorry, gotta go fast"
  5. What's the difference between tiger woods and an amateur golfer? Only one of them gets convicted for reckless driving
  6. What is the difference between a careless and a careful driver? One is reckless and the other is wreck-less.
  7. A limerick writ for a Twit An executive reckless and bitter
    Made a fool of himself via Twitter
    *"Please stop!"* they entreated
    But in answer he Tweeted
    *"If I do they might call me a quitter"*
  8. I would never vaccinate my kids. Its unnatural, dangerous, pointless, expensive, and reckless. I take them to the doctors instead.
  9. I would never vaccinate my kids. That is unnatural, dangerous, pointless,
    expensive, reckless, and harmful. I take
    my kids to the doctor so they can
    vaccinate them instead
  10. I don't want my son buying Grand Theft Auto. Having s**... with prostitutes, stealing from innocent people, driving recklessly... I can teach him about these for free.

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Reckless One Liners

Which reckless one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with reckless? I can suggest the ones about irresponsible and ruthless.

  1. Nervous systems are too reckless They always do everything on impulse
  2. What do you call someone who always pays attention while driving? A reckless driver.
  3. What do you call a reckless thief who only steals cooking utensils? A whisk taker.
  4. Wait, you're citing me for reckless driving? I can count three from here!

Reckless joke, Wait, you're citing me for reckless driving?

Amusing & Witty Reckless Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about reckless you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rebellious jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make reckless pranks.

"Drive that thing like you stole it!"

One Friday night, when I was a teenager getting ready to go out, my Dad handed me the car keys and said, "Have fun, son. And remember. Drive that thing like you stole it!"
Upset, my Mom immediately asked why he would say such a reckless thing to his teenager.
To which my Dad replied, "Trust me, Sweetie. If he stole a car, he'd be driving the speed limit, using his turn signals, stopping at red lights, and heading home as soon as possible to avoid the attention of the cops."

A man is pulled over for recklessly speeding at 3am

The police officer demands to know: where are you rushing to at 3am?
The man answers: to hear a lecture.
The police officer asks: a lecture??? Who the h**... is giving a lecture at this hour of the night?!?!
The man responds: **my wife!!!**

Reckless Driving

A man was driving on the highway when all of a sudden he had to swerve to avoid a box falling off the truck that was in front of him.
Seconds later, a police office pulled him over for reckless driving.
As the officer was writing the ticket, the driver noticed the box he'd avoided had been full of nails and tacks.
"I had to swerve otherwise I'd have run over those and blown my tires!" he protested.
"OK," replied the officer, as he ripped up the ticket, "but I'm still bringing you in."
"What for?!"
"Tacks evasion."

Reckless joke, I would never vaccinate my kids.