The Best 9 Reck Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Reck jokes. There are some reck crum jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these reck people puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Reck Jokes and Puns

I reckon there were actually 102 dalmatians.

But the other one was never spotted.

There was a four-car reck in Mexico today...

93 people died

Reckless Driving

A man was driving on the highway when all of a sudden he had to swerve to avoid a box falling off the truck that was in front of him.

Seconds later, a police office pulled him over for reckless driving.

As the officer was writing the ticket, the driver noticed the box he'd avoided had been full of nails and tacks.

"I had to swerve otherwise I'd have run over those and blown my tires!" he protested.

"OK," replied the officer, as he ripped up the ticket, "but I'm still bringing you in."

"What for?!"

"Tacks evasion."

I don't reckon Germany will win the World Cup again

Historically speaking, they don't fight well when they head up to Russia.

Me: I reckon if we got a dog we should call it Noodles.

Wife: That's silly, we eat noodles.

Me: If this recession gets bad enough, yes, we would.


I reckon...

This "Yourself" guy must be sick of everyone imitating him.

I reckon threesomes are overrated

If I wanted to disappoint two people at once I'd visit my parents

They reckon that you stop having growth spurts when you turn 18,

but I grew 5 inches when I met you.

reckon the clouds look down and say, ''look! that one is shaped like an idiot?''

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the reck carefull jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working reck met piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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