Reck Jokes
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I reckon there were actually 102 dalmatians.
But the other one was never spotted.
Well, I reckon you've been a pretty good horse, said the farmer….
You work hard and I ain't had to call the vet on you much. I only wish you pulled the plow a little faster."
"NO!" said the horse, "I said 'feedbag' not 'feedback'."
I reckon I could have won something at the youth olympics
If it wasn't for all those medalling kids
Reckless Driving
A man was driving on the highway when all of a sudden he had to swerve to avoid a box falling off the truck that was in front of him.
Seconds later, a police office pulled him over for reckless driving.
As the officer was writing the ticket, the driver noticed the box he'd avoided had been full of nails and tacks.
"I had to swerve otherwise I'd have run over those and blown my tires!" he protested.
"OK," replied the officer, as he ripped up the ticket, "but I'm still bringing you in."
"What for?!"
"Tacks evasion."
I don't reckon Germany will win the World Cup again
Historically speaking, they don't fight well when they head up to Russia.
Me: I reckon if we got a dog we should call it Noodles.
Wife: That's silly, we eat noodles.
Me: If this recession gets bad enough, yes, we would.
They reckon that you stop having growth spurts when you turn 18,
but I grew 5 inches when I met you.
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