Reciprocate Jokes
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An Arab Sheik was admitted to Hospital for heart surgery.
But prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to store his blood in case a need arose.
As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally, so the call went out.
Finally a Scotsman was located who had a similar blood type. The Scot willingly donated his blood for the Arab.
After the surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman as appreciation for giving his blood, a new BMW motorcycle, diamonds and a substantial sum of money.
A couple of days later, the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery.
His doctor telephoned the Scotsman who was more than happy to donate his blood again.
After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman a thank-you card and a box of Quality Street chocolates.
The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab did not reciprocate his kind gesture as he had anticipated.
He phoned the Arab and asked him: "I thought you would be generous again, that you would give me another motorcycle, diamonds & money... but you only gave me a thank-you card & a box of Quality Street chocolates."
To this the Arab replied: "Aye laddie, but I now have Scottish blood in ma veins".
a chicken is sitting at the bar
A man sits next to him
The chicken asks him whats your name..
The man looks at him and says..
Bond, james bond..
The man reciprocates the question.
The chicken says
Ken, chicken
I get turned on by my Maths teacher...
... because she is the reciprocal of cosC
If you see a saw, and it sees you back...
... then it must be a reciprocating saw
What is the best power tool to love?
A Sawzall. Because it will reciprocate.
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