Recieved Jokes
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Corona must have hit India hard...
I´ve not recieved a single phone call this week from
Microsoft to warn me about a virus on my computer.
007 recieves a new mission... to infiltrate a party and mingle.
His orders are to, "bond James, bond".
A World War 2 joke
Stalin and h**... died and were recieved in h**... by Satan.
Satan asked them to wait in the guest cabin, because he had to search for the worst place in h**... for both of them (it had been a long time since some one so evil had come to his abode) .
While waiting, h**... got bored and asked Stalin to tell him a joke.
Stalin said one word, "Moscow."
h**..., after a long and hard thought, replied, "I don't get it."
Stalin laughs merrily and says, "Exactly."
A black man is lost in a desert
A black man is lost in a desert and just before death God comes before him and asks him what he desires at this moment.
The black man says:" I want lots of water, lots of women on me and I want to be white."
God says:" You ask and thou shall recieve."
And God turns him into a toilet.
A boy goes to his parents to tell them something
"Mom, Dad. I'm gay."
His father then turns to him and says "Hi Gay, I'm 100 Dollars Richer!", while recieving money from the mom.
God said to John, "Come forth and recieve eternal life."
But John came fifth, and received a toaster instead.
What kind of degree does a shipyard recieve?
A dock-torate
God said, "Come forth, John, and you shall recieve eternal life"
John came fifth and won a microwave oven
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